Notices by Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st), page 16
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 04:00:33 JST Kerosene
@kumicota Yeah I also tried giving NixOS a spin but having to use that retarded configuration language for everything just ended up pissing me off more than it did years prior after tasting what just works (tm) feels like. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 04:00:32 JST Kerosene
@Paulajak @kumicota At least when it comes to Windows it seems it's becoming less and less usable over time. :ballmer: he can't keep getting away with it. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Mar-2024 13:24:33 JST Kerosene
@synapsid @GoodBoyUV Call her back and invite her to the gym, then spend the next 6 months chiseling her body into your wife. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Mar-2024 11:07:14 JST Kerosene
Mandatory suicides for rust devs -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Mar-2024 07:24:38 JST Kerosene
@Moon Sniff some feet. If they don't smell like sex then yes you've got covid. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 25-Mar-2024 23:09:26 JST Kerosene
@hakui I noticed that they purposefuly rest on top of black surfaces whenever I turn on the light to look for them, as if trying to hide from me. And they attack me while I'm sitting on the toilet, fully aware that I can't just stand up and squash them and that my mosquito-annihilator-3000 is in another place. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 25-Mar-2024 16:52:49 JST Kerosene
@LukeAlmighty @Zoomerman88 >it proves that you can finish something hard
Uni graduates 🤝 Cock suckers -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 25-Mar-2024 12:19:38 JST Kerosene
Excuse me Mr. Kerosene, Firefox needs to be restarted because there was an update and you just can't keep using it, fuck you, that's what you get for using Fat Slut Penguin OS :linux: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 25-Mar-2024 08:49:50 JST Kerosene
For my game's anti-piracy measures I'll simply skip Denuvo and implement my own sophisticated system. The game will ask you what your job is and based on that it will determine whether you're too poor to be buying video games and will ban you if you're below the acceptable threshold. Also automatically banned if it detects you chose Portuguese-BR as your language. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 24-Mar-2024 15:11:57 JST Kerosene
This anime brat has me blasting my monitor with cum like a water jet cutter :3duohh: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 24-Mar-2024 03:23:28 JST Kerosene
@graf Point for Monero and whatever makes it more difficult for them to track you down :cat_cheers: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 24-Mar-2024 02:58:16 JST Kerosene
@Weeble @waifu Niggas be like "I wonder what this song is called"
Guess mystery song impossible lyrics challenge.mp3 -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Mar-2024 02:42:21 JST Kerosene
Surprising it's not 100%, rookie numbers.
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Mar-2024 02:33:46 JST Kerosene
@kumicota @MK2boogaloo @iamtakingiteasy @jamwil @lina Female woman :laugh: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2024 12:07:09 JST Kerosene
Petition to change "Pleroma instance admin" to "Pleromancer". -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2024 05:34:42 JST Kerosene
Dark fedi is full of diverse folks (all of them racist with a different and unique waifu), maybe you should check your mastodonger privilege. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2024 02:25:33 JST Kerosene
WHO ARE YOU?
NEW Gamergator :joker: -> Baldur's Gate 3, Helldivers 2, Minecraft
OLD SCHOOL Gamergator :jokermad: -> Bioshock Infinite, Undertale, Minecraft
ANCIENT Gamergator :joker2: -> Super Mario Galaxy 2, Red Dead Redemption, Minecraft -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2024 01:03:18 JST Kerosene
@LukeAlmighty Conclusion: sex with rodents
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Mar-2024 11:04:05 JST Kerosene
@RehnSturm256 @graf You're supposed to post nigger plus the name of your brown crush/gf before you're allowed to see anything. It's a new Soapbox feature. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Mar-2024 07:51:50 JST Kerosene
@lina @theorytoe Spinning your post right now (not in my head, I'm spinning the screen around because I'm dumb)