Notices by Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st), page 14
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 08-Apr-2024 10:08:50 JST Kerosene
@Humpleupagus @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Chzikken_1486 Teachers are some of the most lowly creatures on the planet. They are in some way no different to a Reddit janny. They get put on a position of authority that to anyone but them doesn't carry any real prestige, and they get to be pretend-tyrants, just even worse than in the case of a Redditor because they are in charge of real children and clueless teenagers. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 08-Apr-2024 01:06:25 JST Kerosene
@sun @RehnSturm256 Note to self: never ask my muscle gf to crush my head with her thighs while I sob and go "uoohhhhh" while in public. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 08-Apr-2024 00:59:06 JST Kerosene
@sun Moon about to beat up a muscled woman to show he's worthy of marrying her. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 07-Apr-2024 03:46:09 JST Kerosene
Are there any Tor or I2P fedi instances? :akko_thonk: I guess it would be too slow to download all the petabytes of feet I see on my timeline, maybe it wouldn't be very worth it. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 06-Apr-2024 17:36:43 JST Kerosene
@sampo The problem with weed is that it makes you smell like ass. Alcohol too, but not so much compared to weed. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 06-Apr-2024 09:07:30 JST Kerosene
Mobile game devs be like "imagine gambling, but with even more gambling" -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 06-Apr-2024 07:52:27 JST Kerosene
Do soylent niggas just shit liquid like a dove? How could their turds ever be solid if all they consume is soylent? -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 05-Apr-2024 10:58:17 JST Kerosene
@neko @gray @pernia @a7 @georgia @Hyperhidrosis Wow just wow. You can't change your gender after creating the account. Bigoted app smh
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 05-Apr-2024 05:16:39 JST Kerosene
@sun @Wormwood @mrsaturday I think in all of latam we've got people on bikes doing crazy shit lmao it's also a huge issue in every corner of my country. They always run red lights, get off the road and into pedestrian zones, jump in and out of lanes, etc. It's like the agency that issues bike licenses only gives them away if you pay with your sense of self-preservation. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 14:18:38 JST Kerosene
Holy fuck, Wikipedia would absolutely obliterate any and all of the worthless bums in my city combined if they got into a begging competition. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 13:21:40 JST Kerosene
@lina Girls out there Shrekmaxxing. Wise move. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 13:20:09 JST Kerosene
In awe at the sheer amount of images you get when you look up "emo shrek" on the web.
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 12:49:45 JST Kerosene
Me every day at 11 pm after deluding myself into believing I have swag and I'm very handsome (I'm way past bedtime too)
𝙇𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 - 𝙎𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨.mp4 -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Apr-2024 06:30:09 JST Kerosene
@lina Note that I don't have any alts in other sites so I'm not following my own example. Don't be me. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Apr-2024 06:29:52 JST Kerosene
@lina Please do, you should make plans for when (not if) eientei explodes :kanna_stare: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Apr-2024 06:26:17 JST Kerosene
Anti open borders fedi users when the server explodes and they have to migrate to a new instance (now suddenly it's okay, the hypocrisy). -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 13:52:43 JST Kerosene
Silicon Valley turn your company profitable challenge (impossible difficulty, for real, just give up) -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 01-Apr-2024 14:20:55 JST Kerosene
I was about to post a joke then I remembered I actually heard it from someone else before. Fuck that guy, he stole my stellar moment. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 01-Apr-2024 14:03:22 JST Kerosene
@lain When are they releasing bro bros, like your-parents-son bros -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 01-Apr-2024 13:58:34 JST Kerosene
Cool project, but he forgot that gyro/IR-LED aiming is a thing and already exists (existed) in the Wii / Wii-U, and I think most modern console controllers already have gyroscopes in them, they just barely use them because console niggers are niggers. Still, having a trackball just in case would be nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug06dhahqg0