Notices by Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 02-May-2024 05:02:43 JST Kerosene @RustyCrab Get into arguments with strangers, gets your blood pressure way up. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 01-May-2024 11:29:03 JST Kerosene I just heard some gal said she was Connie and I immediatley was like "HUUUHHH??? CUNNY?????". Maybe I should go to bed. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 01-May-2024 07:57:15 JST Kerosene @Kyou Men's post-nut clarity be like. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Apr-2024 04:45:15 JST Kerosene @lain Does it have RGB and cherry switches? -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 28-Apr-2024 06:49:19 JST Kerosene @LukeAlmighty SOVL vs SOVL + my erection. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 27-Apr-2024 15:42:11 JST Kerosene
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 27-Apr-2024 13:40:59 JST Kerosene @waifu From left to right:
- My wife
- My wife
- My wife
- My wife
- My wife
- My wife
- My wife
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 27-Apr-2024 13:21:01 JST Kerosene I'm gonna sink 10 hours a day practicing my drawing skills to deliver the best pregnant Pleroma-tan for your request. Hit me up in 9 months at dawn, and look east @waifu -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 27-Apr-2024 05:20:08 JST Kerosene @coolboymew @ElDeadKennedy It means he's a dork and he should try looking for products that can't be used as assault weapons. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 27-Apr-2024 05:20:06 JST Kerosene @ElDeadKennedy @coolboymew Makes waffles in the shape of pipebombs, dangerous criminal product. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 27-Apr-2024 05:20:03 JST Kerosene @ElDeadKennedy @coolboymew Damn that looks nice, I want one of them too.
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-2024 23:56:44 JST Kerosene I've been thinking of uploading my drawings to the internet in order to force me to draw/paint daily and lose this stage fright I've never gotten rid of in regards with the things I make :hit_with_feels: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-2024 23:12:22 JST Kerosene CUM BLAST
CUM BLAST
CUM BLAST
CUM BLAST
CUM BLAST
CUM BLAST -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-2024 23:08:17 JST Kerosene @Cocoa Ship havers be like brb gotta sail the seas -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-2024 12:56:43 JST Kerosene @Tony @creamqueen @histoire @bot Kyoot boi -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Apr-2024 23:29:16 JST Kerosene @waifu I wish I could tag everyone on the fediverse. Alas, I'll just boost it and hope for all of my followers to suffer along with me. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Apr-2024 06:33:34 JST Kerosene I ran into an old german couple at work today. Their spanish was really good :senko_hmmmm: I wonder what's up with europeans lately coming over here. I know it's cheaper but God damn you'd be hard pressed to say more than 2 or 3 positive things about this shithole. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Apr-2024 06:33:32 JST Kerosene @s Actually surprisingly nice. It's been raining a lot, certified comfy vibes. Too bad that stormwater drains can't handle it and you have to swim to get around if you walk to places like me lmao -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 22-Apr-2024 22:49:28 JST Kerosene Me, loudly, right after entering the office: I would never suck my own cock even if I was flexible enough to do it. Good morning. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 22-Apr-2024 09:50:07 JST Kerosene I've used up all my "would :3duohh:"s for the day. Please do not post anything else that could make me horny because I can't react properly.