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Notices by Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st), page 2

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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 09:54:37 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    Brown anime girl save me :sob2:
    In conversation about 3 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Aug-2024 14:10:10 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • anime_outdoor
    @anime_outdoor >magic, dragons, time travel, super powers
    Don't see the problem
    >woman likes manlet
    My suspension of disbelief is shattered
    In conversation about 3 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 12-Aug-2024 08:22:55 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    I would sell all my fedi frens to ZOG if I could get a mid pizza right now.
    In conversation about 3 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 10-Aug-2024 06:59:14 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • Shadowman311
    • yockeypuck
    • M. Night Charlemayne
    • marlin
    @marlin @DEERBLOOD @Shadowman311 @yockeypuck If you don't fall for fake screenshots when you're on twitter, you have no heart. If you don't ask for source when you're on fedi, you're based.
    In conversation about 3 months ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 10-Aug-2024 05:59:52 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    Niggas will take the most sensible life advice like "Don't smash your balls with a hammer" and call it something stupid like "hammer-quitting" and "soft gonadism"
    In conversation about 3 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 10-Aug-2024 05:24:31 JST Kerosene Kerosene
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    • Inertia
    @inertia @rayglittersoft Never. Cum coming out of a woman's mouth after being creampied is too important for porn manga for that to ever happen.
    In conversation about 3 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 23:33:22 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • Ace Ice
    @Ace66062 Too late. I have already boosted it.
    In conversation about 3 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 23:32:51 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    You're looking at a lewd loli anime girl on your phone. It slips from your hands and lands on the floor with the screen pointing up, and the loli is fully visible to all the people around you. What will you do?

    [ deceit ]: Pretend it's not your phone, look up and say it just fell from the sky.
    [ strength ]: Fist fight all the people around you and knock them unconscious.
    [ dexterity ]: Quickly jump onto the phone and cover it with one foot while you try to lock it with the other.
    [ logic ]: User your best arguments to defend jacking off to lolis and elegantly debate all bystanders.
    [ agility ]: Get in position and run in a straight line. Leave all of your possessions behind if necessary to decrease weight.
    [ stealth ]: Throw a rock somewhere to the side and escape while everyone is busy figuring out what the loud sound was.
    In conversation about 3 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 06:55:53 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • iced depresso
    • The Great Ape (Hollow Squad)
    @icedquinn @thegreatape It's very simple and can be learned rather quickly. Its specially efficient because like half the words are just the opposite of another one (short is literally "un-tall") or can be formed using combinations of other existing words, which you are encouraged to do.
    In conversation about 4 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 06:17:37 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    They are playing a Hatsune Mike song in the office :miku_leek:
    In conversation about 4 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2024 17:47:55 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • Hoss Delgado
    • R A W S A L E R T S
    @Hoss @rawsalerts He's got that Per Capita(list) mindset. Props to him.
    In conversation about 4 months ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2024 13:55:12 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • tabako
    @tabako Might be because everything is so hyper-sexualized everywhere, all the time. I don't want to have anything remotely sexual with random people but would love cuddling with my wife who genuinely loves me.
    In conversation about 4 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2024 13:43:10 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • Goalkeeper
    @Goalkeeper “Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
    ― C.S. Lewis
    In conversation about 4 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2024 13:40:06 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    Women with piercings and tattoos is worst than a billion holocausts.
    In conversation about 4 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2024 08:14:17 JST Kerosene Kerosene
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    • Paultron-3030
    @Paultron Same. One just showed me a magic trick. They are great.
    In conversation about 4 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2024 08:09:12 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    Every time I interact with kids I wish I had my own. Baby rabies hitting me hard today.
    In conversation about 4 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 05:14:24 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • Lina Inver?e
    • xianc78
    @lina @xianc78
    v⣿⣿⠟⢹⣶⣶⣝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⡟⢰⡌⠿⢿⣿⡾⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⢸⣿⣤⣒⣶⣾⣳⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣯⣭⣭⣭⣽⣻⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡇⣶⡽⣿⠟⣡⣶⣾⣯⣭⣽⣟⡻⣿⣷⡽v v⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⠃⣟⣷⠃⢸⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣯⣕⠧⢿⢿⣇⢯⣝⣒⣛⣯⣭⣛⣛⣣⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣞⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠻⠿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢞⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⠄⢿⣿⣿⡆⡈⣽⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⣿⡿⣻⣽⣿⣆⠹⣿⡇⠁⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟v v⠿⣛⣽⣾⣿⣿⠿⠋⠄⢻⣷⣾⣿⣧⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇v v⡟⢿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣀⡀⠄⠘⠊⣨⣽⠁⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡍⠗v v⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⡗⢠⣶⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢠v v⣝⠄⠄⢀⠄⢻⡟⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹v v⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⣁⡀⠙⢿⡿⠋⠄⣸⡆⠄⠻⣿⡿⠟⢛⣩⣝⣚v v⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣇v v⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⡀⠛⠿⣿⣫⣾
    In conversation about 4 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 05:07:45 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    I think fedi is slowly turning me into a pervert.
    In conversation about 4 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 05-Aug-2024 16:12:14 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • LoliHat
    @LoliHat Girl's dad trying his best to unfuck his stupid daughter's life somehow by destroying a boy's life. What a sad excuse of a man.
    In conversation about 4 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 22:07:48 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    I was looking up some grammar explanation on a website with a monster thematic meant for children, and they chose the most breedable witch girl to plaster on the page to capture the reader's attention. How can a child study when even me, an adult man, can only think of touching his dick after such a display?
    In conversation about 4 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    For a healthy life a man must keep a balance between effortposting and shitposting.Permanently out of my element :donnie: CEO of Printer-killing Incorporated :deadprinter: Disclaimer: My opinions are those of my company. Everything I do is endorsed by my employer. All that I ever post is 100% serious and should be taken as is.English / Español / Shamefully understands some Esperanto.

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