You're looking at a lewd loli anime girl on your phone. It slips from your hands and lands on the floor with the screen pointing up, and the loli is fully visible to all the people around you. What will you do?

[ deceit ]: Pretend it's not your phone, look up and say it just fell from the sky.
[ strength ]: Fist fight all the people around you and knock them unconscious.
[ dexterity ]: Quickly jump onto the phone and cover it with one foot while you try to lock it with the other.
[ logic ]: User your best arguments to defend jacking off to lolis and elegantly debate all bystanders.
[ agility ]: Get in position and run in a straight line. Leave all of your possessions behind if necessary to decrease weight.
[ stealth ]: Throw a rock somewhere to the side and escape while everyone is busy figuring out what the loud sound was.