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Notices by Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st), page 3

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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 13:15:57 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    November 5th comes ever closer.
    November 5th, 2024.mp4
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink

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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 11:51:31 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • Zettour
    • Pissed Hippo
    @Zettour @sun <ul>
    <il>AS</il>
    <il>PER</il>
    <il>MY</il>
    <il>LAST</il>
    <il>EMAIL</il>
    </ul>
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 11:28:14 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    Suddenly:
    - All gay bars empty in Washington DC
    - No anime girls posted on Pleroma
    - Arch not being shilled on Linux threads
    - No e-begging posts on Mastodon

    This are the signs that something big is about to happen.
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 08:30:04 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • Hoss Delgado
    • John Fediverse
    • saint podiatron
    @mrsaturday @Hoss @goatmeal Libertarians when I have the liberty to scam them :soymad:
    Communists when they are equally poor and malnourished :soymad:
    Fascists when they lose the war after declaring themselves the master race :soymad:
    Monarchists when their pure royal incestual blood produces infertile offspring :soymad:
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 08:26:46 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    Shorting mastodon stock.
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 02-Aug-2024 08:29:27 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    Sexual sex
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 01-Aug-2024 04:34:57 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    My new company issued laptop has fewer ports than the last one, all of which I needed :insane: I will kill my employer.
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Jul-2024 13:14:25 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • Lina Inver?e
    • Ace Ice
    • Yukkuri
    • Avatar of Chaos
    • MiniMia 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇵🇸
    @MK2boogaloo @Ace66062 @iamtakingiteasy @lina @fkamiah17 What an absolute qt3.14
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 29-Jul-2024 22:04:04 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • Lina Inver?e
    @lina I'm apparently not allowed to fart when I'm in an enclosed room with clients. Literally 1984.
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 29-Jul-2024 22:00:56 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    I've been holding a fart for 2 hours and my butthole is about to cave in.
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 29-Jul-2024 10:18:05 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • Lina Inver?e
    @lina Hope your head is properly empty now. Gn bro :sleep:
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 29-Jul-2024 08:40:17 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    *video essay voice*
    Water. You've been drinking it all of your life, but have you ever stopped to think what it's made of?
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jul-2024 20:51:14 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    Honestly if you post fat girls on the feed for any reason you get stabbed. Don't care if it's to say - look how fat she is. You put fat girls on my feed, therefore you're de facto pro fat girls. Get stabbed.
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jul-2024 12:02:50 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    Reading a schizo blog but this passage is just too powerful for me lmao
    Angel Gabriel.png
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jul-2024 11:59:13 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    • Will2Power
    • Rheristies
    • Griffith
    @Griffith @rher Maybe it's what @Will2Power said. This funny black cube they wear while doing jewish shit.
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    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink

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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jul-2024 11:59:12 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • Will2Power
    • Rheristies
    • Kerosene
    • Griffith
    @Griffith @Will2Power @rher Could it also be related to this? No idea. I need an expert schizo's take on the topic.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Stone
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    Miniature from 1307 CE depicting Muhammad fixing the black stone into the Kaaba.png
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      Black Stone
      The Black Stone (Arabic: ٱلْحَجَرُ ٱلْأَسْوَد, romanized: al-Ḥajar al-Aswad) is a rock set into the eastern corner of the Kaaba, the ancient building in the center of the Grand Mosque in Mecca, Saudi Arabia. It is revered by Muslims as an Islamic relic which, according to Muslim tradition, dates back to the time of Adam and Eve. The stone was venerated at the Kaaba in pre-Islamic pagan times. According to Islamic tradition, it was set intact into the Kaaba's wall by the Islamic prophet Muhammad in 605 CE, five years before his first revelation. Since then, it has been broken into fragments and is now cemented into a silver frame in the side of the Kaaba. Its physical appearance is that of a fragmented dark rock, polished smooth by the hands of pilgrims. It has often been described as a meteorite. Muslim pilgrims circle the Kaaba as a part of the tawaf ritual during the hajj and many try to stop to kiss the Black Stone, emulating the kiss that Islamic tradition records that it received from Muhammad...
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jul-2024 02:23:09 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • luithe
    @luithe Any distro that tries to appeal to the just works (tm) demograhic instead of the autistic one. Immediately disregard anything Arch, Gentoo or NixOS shills tell you.
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 26-Jul-2024 20:53:20 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • Eugen Rochko
    @Gargron GARGROOON
    PLEASE LET ME CUM INSIDE THE MASTOPLUSHIE
    I WILL CLEAN IT AFTERWARDS
    PLS PLS PLS PLS
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 26-Jul-2024 03:05:34 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    • nozaki
    @nozaki >Steve
    ???
    >PDP
    ???
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 26-Jul-2024 01:41:28 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • cassidyclown
    • 
    • Rusty Crab
    @RustyCrab @cassidyclown @mint :niggamuffinchuffin:
    In conversation about 7 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    For a healthy life a man must keep a balance between effortposting and shitposting.Permanently out of my element :donnie: CEO of Printer-killing Incorporated :deadprinter: Disclaimer: My opinions are those of my company. Everything I do is endorsed by my employer. All that I ever post is 100% serious and should be taken as is.English / Español / Shamefully understands some Esperanto.

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