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   narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-2024 19:26:34 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:
   i wish IT-related people would stop lying
   
   >Java
   >Write once, run everywhere
   >Actually you need to write several times to make it run everywhere
   
   >Akkoma
   >Magically expressive social media
   >Actually removes expressive features and adds almost none
   
   >Deno
   >Uncomplicate Javascript
   >Actually complicates it even more with typescript
   
   >Serverless
   >Uses servers
   
   >Artificial Intelligence
   >Not intelligent
   >Glorified random number generator
   
   i would continue the list but it legitimately makes me so sad it makes me wanna kill myself faster
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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-2024 19:36:10 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     • lnkr_
     @lnkr_ i never said it's different. Humanity's biggest export is scamming each other. It's just IT is where i live.
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     lnkr_ (lnkr_@mastodon.ml)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-2024 19:36:20 JST lnkr_

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     @hj But these are not only IT-related people, these are all people who want to sell something (and those who have listened too long to those who want to sell something).
     Why would IT be any different?

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     Sick Sun (sun@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-2024 19:48:08 JST Sick Sun

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     @hj There are cases where Java doesn't run everywhere but they're very rare. It worked really good, did it for 25 years and the only time it failed was when I was doing non-blocking IO, and it turned out I was just doing it wrong.
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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-2024 19:56:59 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     • Sick Sun
     @sun memory-mapped files work fine on linux/unix systems and absolutely abysmal on windows. If anything touches native or resources (disk/memory/serial/etc) stuff it's a nightmare
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     Sick Sun (sun@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-2024 19:59:35 JST Sick Sun

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     @hj ok that is true but don't do that!!!
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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-2024 20:00:37 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     • Sick Sun
     @sun
     4c644efdc8115eb0c67b86f321c644b…
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     Sick Sun (sun@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-2024 20:01:41 JST Sick Sun

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     @hj I mean it makes sense, there are platform-specific things that can't be made the same no matter what
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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-2024 20:05:30 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     • Sick Sun
     @sun it's the same level of hypocrisy as functional programming living in a world of pure math while forgetting the real world exists and forgetting that humans are fleshbags with their thought process and worldview.
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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-2024 20:18:30 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     • m3lt.o
     @m3lt some of those projects don't have marketing people.
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     m3lt.o (m3lt@infosec.exchange)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-2024 20:18:32 JST m3lt.o

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     @hj I mean, that is just marketing people, they do that everywhere.
     Like look into food labels or how cars are sold.
     More complexity means more confusion, which means they can get away with more in IT, I guess.

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     Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-2024 22:45:34 JST Kerosene

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     @hj >Pleroma
     >not a type of cancer
     It keeps going
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     Soul Dessin (souldessin@noauthority.social)'s status on Friday, 06-Sep-2024 01:30:26 JST Soul Dessin

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     @hj
     Linux, it runs

     But so do you.

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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Friday, 06-Sep-2024 01:30:39 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     • Soul Dessin
     @souldessin is your linux running?
     
     You better catch it