Notices by sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)
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@druid that's kind of a bubble wrapped baby version of the internet. when I look at the real internet my eyes bleed
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they should've renamed it to gulp of america and filled it with cola
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@druid getting my 15 minutes of internet exposure
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olaf nooooooo! you can't take out your phone and check the calculator, the photographer is right behind you!
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@druid I hope you'll be alright man, I fuck with you too but I do actually like and care about you a lot. I know you have extraordinary tools for solving problems.
the thing about niji viewership is for some reason very amusing to me. women aren't beating the woman allegations with this one, is what the youth would say
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@druid I know how to do it right this time. it's a fun silly thing that makes me smile and that's about it.
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@druid I don't think I'd fall for something like that again anyway, I'm a totally different person than I was back then. it's easy to relate to someone's sad mental state and cunty behavior when you're not doing great but I just want positive influences right now.
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@druid I would rather be a slave idol getting ripped off by producers than a twitter screencap discussioner on the internets
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@druid did you happen to watch nimi's 23andme stream? I'd probably have to accept her into the ethnostate, she's 0.2% finn.
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@druid wow mr fun police. I think it's funny that she's so blindingly white that she would faint if she saw a pair of chop sticks, there's room for that kind of diversity in this field. it doesn't matter if it's all fake, I am already entertained
as a bonus the company is probably selling that data left and right, so chances are the chinese are already replicating her. more streams in different time zones, yes please
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@hj what's the B stand for
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@snacks @kim there really is no excuse, you can easily combine them into one activity
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@lain these articles always conflate meat and ultraprocessed poison garbage and it drives me insane. also I'm willing to bet money that the article mentions how dangerous fat is
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it's so funny, I've been listening to davos talks this week and 99% of it is totally meaningless babble, but once in a while an actual insane person goes up and starts saying things that make my skin crawl and no one in the room shows any reaction. it's like they can't tell the difference
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if this is the real deal I'm gonna shit and piss and cum. I have wasted years of my life reading JFK books
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@zonk oh so it was about cum, I thought I was making a joke. figures.
damn I wish I could try that
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@sun @zonk unfornately hypnosis can't reveal the location of the clitoris, that's the one caveat
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@sun @zonk it depends, as with all woowoo stuff you gotta lean in. but yeah it absolutely does.
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@zonk or you can also learn hypnotism and turn it against them. look at this pendulum... this afternoon, you will forget to send an invoice...
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@zonk I cut out the middleman and just go straight to sissy hypnosis on the internet, I'm saving real money
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