Notices by sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)
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I think being a turbovirgin loser makes me kind of cool and mysterious
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Eurovision next week? Bitch I got a lot of € in my vision right now
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I honestly thought that flint dibble was some kind of a joke character for like the first hour
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@lain the moon is a code word for your mom's pussy and I'm the earth
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I've been writing down some ideas for posts when I happen to think of them but I can't post any of these
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I laughed for like 90 minutes straight today. At work with this one lady and another woman comes along, they're chatting like best friends calling each other pet names and all this disgusting shit. seemingly ready to start making out at any moment. as soon as the other one leaves she turns to me and says "she's a backstabbing whore"
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@hj me too, from the bed to the fridge and back
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@hj did you get a new disk sander or what
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I'm cum maxxing, I'm getting 15 minutes of direct cum exposure in the morning, taking my cum supplements, when I work out I do cum isolating exercises, full cummyvore diet no carbs, 3 minute cum plunge every day, no excuses
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@lain he seemed so nice I would totally give my job to him
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I saw one of those grocery delivery robots for the first time today. My first instinct was to kick it but it seemed so friendly that I couldn't. I followed it around a little bit, it waited patiently to cross the street and it's very polite when it encounters someone else walking, it'll stop and let you go first. nice little guy.
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@lain get that bag gurl, get that paper
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@lain I bet he didn't even get 15 minutes of red light exposure 23 minutes before bedtime. I can see those wrinkles
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I'm also thinking about buying one of those ice bath things. I want to suffer even more and kill any humanity I might have left
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NUT
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@kaia hey it's none of our fault, a late 20s woman who looks good is a pretty alien concept to us who have been raised on plastic and corn syrup
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I've binged about 100 hours of kill tony over the past few weeks and I dunno. americans will literally just say how white or non-white someone is and think it's the most hilarious thing ever. and the women have completely taken over the disgusting sex jokes department, I think I heard like 2 jokes where the punchline wasn't that her pussy smells bad. I think the conclusion is that I hate standup but it was interesting.
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I'm trying out CBD at the stoner coworkers recommendation and I think he's delusional, this doesn't do shit. coffee and nicotine at least makes you want to take on the world
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shit like this is why I keep coming back
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Always love it when I'm listening to a podcast and the guy is foaming at the mouth about some bullshit he's been researching and it's super serious and then he starts reading out the ads for dick pills and gambling apps
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