Notices by sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)
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I am a degenerate monster
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"isolated breathing crisis" sounds like the name of the pope's new prog rock album
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I dislike editing posts in principle but when I make a typo I can't stop myself
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@feld @takao I guess there are military-style outfits that are a bit more "formal" than this. dressing up is for normalfags though, comfort is my only concern at all times
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this was probably the funniest press conference of all time. zelensky sniffing his nose, trump screaming, elon is probably k-holed shaking in a corner off screen. what a room
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@lain I had 5 of them, it was a full time job
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@sun nobody makes software anymore, they make services that allow your ungrateful ass to access software, so obviously you have to plead your case and hire a lawyer if you want to be deemed worthy
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I heard that they're gonna release a list of epstein flights that everyone has already seen, with the names of people that nobody's gonna go after. based
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I'll look at pictures of the x37b but the fact that it's a BOEING and they call it a space PLANE makes me think that no one should ever go near that thing. you literally can't go on a normal plane at this point without dying screaming in a ball of fire
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@vaartis nobody's buying and they have warehouses full of them
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timothee chalamet's airport bathroom blowjob moustache doesn't suit him very well. twink death isn't an excuse, you have to keep trying until you're a heroin addict
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the pope is a goner, they've kept him away from any altar boys for a week now. bro's cooked
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I gotta stop, I'm constantly on the edge of posting something disgusting
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the astolfo femboy hooters picture that I'm trying to find literally doesn't exist anywhere. did I fucking hallucinate it or did the GOVERNMENT TAKE IT DOW N
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@thendrix I think the problem in general with restaurants is that people don't want to go out to eat anymore. they need poison shoveled down their gullet at home while they're fully immersed in a VR videogame porn netflix tiktok experience
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no shit. they know what the problem is, and what the solution is, but refuse to do anything about it. tough luck.
I can't find the specific astolfo picture I wanted to put here but you can imagine it
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luigi is in the news again so I have to set the record straight. I previously backpedaled a little bit because you guys told me I was heartless, and I'm ashamed of being such a pussy. you can all eat my ass, luigi is based and I love him. I hope they let him walk and give him a podcast and a crypto coin
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@lain in my own anecdotal experience the cognitive benefits are real. I don't do it outside of work so the vasoconstriction shouldn't mess with my exercise or anything. never had noticeable withdrawals. I'm open to the possibility that there are undiscovered downsides because nothing is ever good and everything sucks, also I have no idea what the fuck is actually in zyns
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thank you wikipedia
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@hj the people at fantasiapelit are very nice, you can ask them to get stuff for you that they don't even list.
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