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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Thursday, 13-Aug-2026 04:48:19 JST
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@lain unfortunately there's only monster ultra and marlboro -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Thursday, 13-Aug-2026 03:33:27 JST
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@foolghool my eyes kinda hurt now because my phone was wearing the welding mask so I had to squint -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Thursday, 13-Aug-2026 03:14:27 JST
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I went to have a look, this is the best I could do with my phone and welding mask lol -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-2026 03:33:06 JST
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>put your capital city in a swamp for gay mason reasons
>act surprised when the water is green
what is this nonsense -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-2026 02:20:27 JST
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@zonk @kaia it just looks like someone using the hyperextension bench wrong lol. when it comes to weird stretching machines though, someone on here told me about the "inversion table" a while back and I haven't stopped thinking about it since. I need it so bad -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-2026 02:20:25 JST
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@kaia @zonk god just imagine every single aching bit of your spine cracking and popping all at once. the relief -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-2026 01:36:31 JST
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@druid @dagda @mischievoustomato @pettanko it's not really a male empowerment thing yet but I suggest you search "prison gay" in any internet forum where zoomer guys (incels) can be found -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jun-2026 21:28:56 JST
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god only knows how I would beg her to break my legs with a sledgehammer. mamdani gets it in the butt so good, I just know it -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2026 23:07:11 JST
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I love this guy -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2026 23:02:59 JST
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oreimo aired 37 years ago... -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2026 05:15:56 JST
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@lain @sickburnbro have you thought about switching to the monk skin tone scale, it respects your freedoms and is available under the terms of CC-BY-4.0 -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2026 01:26:35 JST
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it's like an alcoholic at AA who says that jesus keeps him from drinking even though he wants to
it's like that but there's no jesus -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2026 00:55:32 JST
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@lebronjames75 anyone who tries to have sex is a fakecel and deserves death -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2026 00:55:31 JST
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@lebronjames75 when you're a volcel, you choose it
when you're an incel, it chooses you
it's about the mindset -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jun-2026 00:28:10 JST
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@lain why not just meth -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 31-May-2026 05:53:34 JST
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@augustus weak ass beak for a seed eater, this guy's getting mogged hard -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 29-May-2026 04:47:42 JST
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@lain there's no fucking way that kubrick is gonna expose the jews, he faked the moon landing for them -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Thursday, 28-May-2026 04:38:03 JST
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@thatbrickster @SuperDicq what the fuck -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Thursday, 28-May-2026 04:00:00 JST
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I don't understand what happens in my brain on leg days, I hate it all the way from the moment I wake up to the actual workout but once I'm done it's the best thing ever. mad respect to big butt bitches who do legs 4 times a week -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Wednesday, 27-May-2026 17:37:44 JST
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