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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 18-Apr-2024 15:40:59 JST Kerosene

Good night, I fucking hate superheroes.

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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 18-Apr-2024 01:08:02 JST Kerosene

ARMpit :gura_approval:
COCKpit :gura_disapproval:
Learn the difference

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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-2024 23:54:29 JST Kerosene

I almost typed "consoom" on something related to work :notlikemiya:

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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-2024 00:44:33 JST Kerosene
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@coolboymew @SuperDicq @lanodan Imagine carrying so much negative karma from your previous lives God makes you allergic to eggs of all things. Is that something that you can do anything about or you're just like allergic for the rest of life?

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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 15-Apr-2024 19:36:51 JST Kerosene
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- Loli a Word
@loliaword DEflowering loli :sob2:

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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 14-Apr-2024 10:37:59 JST Kerosene

I'm ready to cum inside of mentally unstable woman.

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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 14-Apr-2024 02:41:40 JST Kerosene
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@sun @nosleep @Hyperhidrosis Shame that's it's come to a war for the minds of boys and it's between Minecraft 4000-plus-iron-per-hour farm videos, and Tate.

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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 13-Apr-2024 12:31:28 JST Kerosene

WINdows. You win when you use it. There's literally nothing you can say against this argument, it's over for those who take the L(inux).

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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 13-Apr-2024 02:46:17 JST Kerosene

Quiet quiting
Quiet shitting
Quiet gooning
Quiet posting
Quiet screaming
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-2024 23:00:21 JST Kerosene

I woke up early today from a nightmare where demons I helped bring to this plane of existence tried to hurt me. This was after I asked last night for a succubus to visit me while I slept. Could it be that it's not a good idea to try to have sex with a demon regardless of how cute they might be? ...no, no, that's crazy talk, what am I even saying haha anyways *ehem* UOHHH SEEEEGS :sob2: :sob2: DEMON EROTIC :sob2: I WANT TO PUMP A SOCCER TEAM INTO AURA'S WOMB :sob2: TAKE MY DICK MANA AND GET IMPREGNATED WITH IT :sob2: :sob2:
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Apr-2024 20:33:51 JST Kerosene
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@xianc78 Cute things are not supposed to be eaten, that's why @waifu is a monster for eating Capybara. That also means you can eat as many shitbulls as you please.
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Apr-2024 20:14:57 JST Kerosene
- Eugen Rochko
The fucking CIA is intercepting my good posts. @Gargron When will you do something about this?
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Apr-2024 12:19:53 JST Kerosene

Hmmm, 20:00, this is the best time to drink a hot cup of coffee.

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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Apr-2024 22:37:11 JST Kerosene
@Vril_Oreilly @pyrate @CatLord @D-Droid @marlin I just told you I wanted a war between chinks and poos, you don't have to sell it to me.
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Apr-2024 15:08:38 JST Kerosene
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@Terry @Grumblesock @Heil_Honkler @doonxib This is why I always carry a knife with me. You never know when shit will go down and you might need to channel your inner Romanian. Wish I had a gun though.

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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Apr-2024 15:08:37 JST Kerosene
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@Grumblesock @Terry @Heil_Honkler @doonxib I'm seriously thinking of buying a CNC machine and nigger-rigging a Blunderbuss of sorts that will kill both my robber and me.

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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 08-Apr-2024 22:45:12 JST Kerosene
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@LukeAlmighty @shonin @SmudgeTheInsultCat Now that I think of it, I've never checked the early life section of this Bouman gal :akko_thonk:

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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 08-Apr-2024 10:22:11 JST Kerosene
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@Humpleupagus @Chzikken_1486 @Paultron @ceo_of_monoeye_dating The one thing I regret about not getting the right credentials is that if I were the one teaching those kids maybe I could make their lives a little less hellish, but then again the system is designed in such a way that if you try to do that you're punished and quickly replaced by a system-compliant petty tyrant.

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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 08-Apr-2024 10:17:27 JST Kerosene
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@Humpleupagus @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Chzikken_1486 @Paultron I don't have those certificates and I'm partly glad that kind of door is forever closed for me. I've been to some highschools ever since I started teaching (not at a public school), and right when I'm about to forget how much I hate the educational system, I'm quickly reminded once again. The other day I was in a HS as part of a project and one teacher was trying to give shit to one of my kids for not wearing his uniform (it was quite hot that day), while out of school ours, and not under his supervision. I just wanted to kill that nigger right there and then. This position attracts a particular type of person I really don't like.

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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 08-Apr-2024 10:09:06 JST Kerosene
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@Paultron @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Humpleupagus @Chzikken_1486 As a teacher myself all of you have my permission to disrespect anyone of them you come across. Think of it as our version of the N-word pass.

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