@skinnylatte I'm at an odd sort of in-between point. My memory for visual things and situations seems to be so much less precise than most people's. I can picture a face, but it's fuzzy or floating in nothing, without context. I remember what was communicated in a conversation but not the words that were used. But I can play entire symphonies in my head. For instance, right now it's the William Tell Overture (and not the famous bit at the end that everyone knows, the middle section)
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Advanced Persistent Teapot (http_error_418@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Mar-2025 23:57:34 JST Advanced Persistent Teapot
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Advanced Persistent Teapot (http_error_418@hachyderm.io)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 02:38:37 JST Advanced Persistent Teapot
@inthehands that's an AW HELL NO from me, Jim
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Advanced Persistent Teapot (http_error_418@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Mar-2025 03:00:15 JST Advanced Persistent Teapot
@inthehands @jrefior the beginning was not impeaching him. Then the supreme court decision that presidents were above the law
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Advanced Persistent Teapot (http_error_418@hachyderm.io)'s status on Friday, 14-Mar-2025 23:39:02 JST Advanced Persistent Teapot
@inthehands my goodness, _another_ Tesla just spontaneously caught fire? *Whistles innocently*
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Advanced Persistent Teapot (http_error_418@hachyderm.io)'s status on Sunday, 09-Mar-2025 19:06:36 JST Advanced Persistent Teapot
@skinnylatte "low quality immigrants" is a pretty telling opinion regardless of what regional group it's attached to
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Advanced Persistent Teapot (http_error_418@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 08-Mar-2025 17:21:16 JST Advanced Persistent Teapot
@skinnylatte goodness. People who buy expensive house can afford to get their kids into schools with well publicised history of being pay-to-play.
News at 11.
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Advanced Persistent Teapot (http_error_418@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 08-Mar-2025 07:19:30 JST Advanced Persistent Teapot
@skinnylatte so apparently my brain fills in words it thinks exist when they don't, and I read "Today I went viral for having gay humpback whale sex" and 😳
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Advanced Persistent Teapot (http_error_418@hachyderm.io)'s status on Thursday, 06-Mar-2025 05:12:19 JST Advanced Persistent Teapot
@inthehands @ArchonOSX I'd love to see lenders jacking up the interest on a loan if it's for a Tesla because people pulled shit like this, that would certainly add nails to the coffin
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Advanced Persistent Teapot (http_error_418@hachyderm.io)'s status on Thursday, 06-Mar-2025 03:44:17 JST Advanced Persistent Teapot
@inthehands @tymwol I'd contend that selling it at 50% of current market rates would do more. A dozen Teslas getting smashed up might turn some heads but I don't feel like it would make much difference. Start selling them low and you drive down resale value, AND get some cash out of it. If the market is his vulnerability, -use- that.
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Advanced Persistent Teapot (http_error_418@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 07:01:38 JST Advanced Persistent Teapot
@skinnylatte @arratoon @TheBreadmonkey R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Advanced Persistent Teapot (http_error_418@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 06:55:05 JST Advanced Persistent Teapot
@skinnylatte @arratoon @TheBreadmonkey either that or you and Ben are the same person
Has anyone seen @skinnylatte and @TheBreadmonkey in a room at the same time?
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Advanced Persistent Teapot (http_error_418@hachyderm.io)'s status on Sunday, 02-Mar-2025 05:08:32 JST Advanced Persistent Teapot
@skinnylatte @hedders mmmm, mouth watering just from reading this 🤤
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Advanced Persistent Teapot (http_error_418@hachyderm.io)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Feb-2025 05:26:05 JST Advanced Persistent Teapot
@skinnylatte 😂😂😂
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Advanced Persistent Teapot (http_error_418@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 08:58:21 JST Advanced Persistent Teapot
@skinnylatte I wish I could get paid to just sit around all day and come up with puns like these.
When you're feeling down, sometimes it helps to go see a shrimp
If your beau agrees to a date at the aquarium, you know it's manta be
KEEP CLAMS AND CARRY ON
A guppy is for life, not just for Christmas
When a snake in the sea eats a diver for tea, that's a Moray -
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Advanced Persistent Teapot (http_error_418@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 01:11:05 JST Advanced Persistent Teapot
@inthehands can you short treasury bonds?
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Advanced Persistent Teapot (http_error_418@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-2025 08:56:31 JST Advanced Persistent Teapot
@skinnylatte she's a riot 😂
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Advanced Persistent Teapot (http_error_418@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 03:17:28 JST Advanced Persistent Teapot
@inthehands for SREs: take note. You know what to do to achieve reliability. You are well placed to assist with plausibly deniable UNreliability.
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Advanced Persistent Teapot (http_error_418@hachyderm.io)'s status on Friday, 07-Feb-2025 08:54:11 JST Advanced Persistent Teapot
@inthehands @Remittancegirl @mothninja @futurebird are we talking Seymour or Audrey's part though?
We may all be wrong, turn up the volume and we'll get our hair blasted back as he belts out "AND IF YOU FALL AS LUCIFER FELL, THE SWORD, THE FLAME!"
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Advanced Persistent Teapot (http_error_418@hachyderm.io)'s status on Friday, 07-Feb-2025 08:23:30 JST Advanced Persistent Teapot
@inthehands @Remittancegirl @mothninja @futurebird he's a bass and he's singing Shere Khan's line from "That's What Friends Are For".
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Advanced Persistent Teapot (http_error_418@hachyderm.io)'s status on Friday, 07-Feb-2025 02:10:04 JST Advanced Persistent Teapot
@inthehands I know yeah, but it's still very peculiar to see it written