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@skinnylatte omg my mouth is watering this looks so good

@skinnylatte I'm at an odd sort of in-between point. My memory for visual things and situations seems to be so much less precise than most people's. I can picture a face, but it's fuzzy or floating in nothing, without context. I remember what was communicated in a conversation but not the words that were used. But I can play entire symphonies in my head. For instance, right now it's the William Tell Overture (and not the famous bit at the end that everyone knows, the middle section)

@inthehands that's an AW HELL NO from me, Jim

@inthehands @jrefior the beginning was not impeaching him. Then the supreme court decision that presidents were above the law

@inthehands my goodness, _another_ Tesla just spontaneously caught fire? *Whistles innocently*

@skinnylatte "low quality immigrants" is a pretty telling opinion regardless of what regional group it's attached to

@skinnylatte goodness. People who buy expensive house can afford to get their kids into schools with well publicised history of being pay-to-play.

News at 11.

@skinnylatte so apparently my brain fills in words it thinks exist when they don't, and I read "Today I went viral for having gay humpback whale sex" and 😳

@inthehands @ArchonOSX I'd love to see lenders jacking up the interest on a loan if it's for a Tesla because people pulled shit like this, that would certainly add nails to the coffin

@inthehands @tymwol I'd contend that selling it at 50% of current market rates would do more. A dozen Teslas getting smashed up might turn some heads but I don't feel like it would make much difference. Start selling them low and you drive down resale value, AND get some cash out of it. If the market is his vulnerability, -use- that.

@skinnylatte @arratoon @TheBreadmonkey R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

@skinnylatte @arratoon @TheBreadmonkey either that or you and Ben are the same person

Has anyone seen @skinnylatte and @TheBreadmonkey in a room at the same time?

@skinnylatte @hedders mmmm, mouth watering just from reading this 🤤

@skinnylatte 😂😂😂

@skinnylatte I wish I could get paid to just sit around all day and come up with puns like these.
When you're feeling down, sometimes it helps to go see a shrimp
If your beau agrees to a date at the aquarium, you know it's manta be
KEEP CLAMS AND CARRY ON
A guppy is for life, not just for Christmas
When a snake in the sea eats a diver for tea, that's a Moray

@inthehands can you short treasury bonds?

@skinnylatte she's a riot 😂

@inthehands for SREs: take note. You know what to do to achieve reliability. You are well placed to assist with plausibly deniable UNreliability.

@inthehands @Remittancegirl @mothninja @futurebird are we talking Seymour or Audrey's part though?

We may all be wrong, turn up the volume and we'll get our hair blasted back as he belts out "AND IF YOU FALL AS LUCIFER FELL, THE SWORD, THE FLAME!"

@inthehands @Remittancegirl @mothninja @futurebird he's a bass and he's singing Shere Khan's line from "That's What Friends Are For".