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A guy who was one of my classes at uni had a tattoo on his calf of Foghorn Leghorn with a noose around his neck, holding up the end of the rope with one wing and giving a feathered approximation of a thumbs-up gesture with the other wing.

I decided to ask him about it while we were outside smoking, he said 'What's the matter, girl? Never seen a man with a cock that hangs below his knees?' and then grinned like a drooling douchebag. I didn't immediately stab both of his eyeballs, and I still regret that.