Notices by Darth Osler (autolycos@med-mastodon.com)

@Zekovski @MicroSFF if that is true, I will squee

Alas, I know no French

@mcnado my employer has a plan to measure my ratio of empathetic questions to non empathetic ones using AI.

This is why I'm looking for a different employer

@jeffowski I use a different toolkit for a mass situation than a single patient situation.

We're done here.

@jeffowski *shrug* you manage what you have the resources for.

An open chest wound in a prehospital environment is a huge endeavor.

Yes, I don't carry a chest seal or other catastrophe management for significant reasons. I also don't carry many meds for the same reason.

I protect my license by keeping my insurer happy

@jeffowski oh, and I forgot the 4 years of instructing CPR, ACLS, ATLS, and PHTLS

@jeffowski I was initially certified 26 years ago. Former combat medical and disaster/wilderness certified and am a dual board certified physician.

Do go on

@jeffowski I have a 2 item list

Kerlix
Ace bandage

If you are in the field, direct pressure and deep packing are what you need

Fluids and O2 are also great

@azalea @Viss darn

Oof. Christian nationalism's reach into the US&A

PRRI
https://www.prri.org/research/support-for-christian-nationalism-in-all-50-states/

@ElleGray you're a rock star

@LRRRonEarth that's a Titanic problem. Have you thought about spears or wolves?

@LRRRonEarth or space dingoes

@michelestrider I hope you kept the T-shirt!

@michelestrider whomst amongst us has never had weird Cincinnati experiences. Even if it's just their chili

@ryanhoulihan we have a bunch of those

When should we expect them to work?