Notices by Jank Hambrams (jankhambrams@meh.social), page 3

@Mrfunkedude I made the mistake of having it on forwards once. Never made *that* mistake again.

@Mrfunkedude I mean, it's Blaze O'clock somewhere and edibles are basically that!

@Mrfunkedude #today I'm hanging outside with these two goofy dogs and enjoying some coffee. Been generally quite anxious lately but taking time to do enjoyable things and keeping up with my creativity!

I'm so mad. I wrote a ridiculous joke here on my phone and accidentally refreshed the page.

I could use an app but I'm old school and would rather not. Anyway, time to type that joke up again.

@begamit They could've gone for "Mauve Maude", but ya know.

@Mrfunkedude I'd enjoy supporting what I'd assume is an amateur "The Matrix" Architect and hope that it wouldn't *just* taste like chicken.

One of these days, my odd inclination to slide around the floor while traversing the house will come to haunt me, presumably by falling on my ass, but today is not that day!

Surfing a potato wedge, that someone dropped on the floor, for like 3ft while working at a fast food joint when I was a teenager really granted me a degree of hubris.

Good morning, Fediverse! I hope y'all have a pleasant Wednesday #today . I have no plans for the day, beyond some basic chore stuff. Might dip into some art, too. We'll see!

Why do they call it a "ruler", anyway? It just measures things! I refuse to obey its leadership when it's just an inanimate object.

Get outta here with that.

@Mrfunkedude Man, yeah. That's such an important thing. I'm getting better at this too!

@begamit When I wanna look cool I just put on some sunglasses and lean against a wall all casual-like.

Those types have such a lack of imagination and creativity.

@Mrfunkedude Hmm. Dancing. But I just got comfy on my recliner!

@Mrfunkedude Looking after my pups, therapy, coffee, probably something creative.

Also plotting world domination but that's a lot less exciting since we surpassed the 90s by over a couple decades. The fun is really in the plotting, anyway.

And to not get too caught up on the insight and philisophizing, here's my top five favorite ways to type out fart noises:

Frrt
Pfft
Frpblt
Blarpt
Pfart

Y'all ever think about those adages like "do [thing] ten minutes every day and you'll get good", and how they're technically true but don't provide the context to understand *why* it's true or *how* to do it?

Well, that's the case for my very literal, neurodivergent self. For me it's more helpful to get specific with the intended action. "Before bed, when it's quiet, grab a pen, and sketch a landscape that reflects how I feel or explores an idea I had" is where I've ended up. Seems to work.

@begamit Yeah. That dude sounds utterly atrocious.

*preemptive groan* Bet that pissed him off pretty good too!

@begamit Yeah. Better to not waste energy on folks like him. Hope his daughters found their way to a better situation.

@begamit

Yeah, my middle brother went no contact with everyone but me. I'd do the same with most of the family too if I wasn't partially financially dependent on them.

That level of dysfunction is so miserable.

@Mrfunkedude It really is. Also your username is hilarious

I have no bone to pick with skeletons, but what's with that smile they all have? It's like they have some sort of inside knowledge that I don't. Like there's a *skeleton on the inside* of some key thing but I just can't figure out *what* or *why*.

Dang it, skeletons! What are you hiding? What won't you tell me? If only you had some kind of muscular system and vocal cords. If only I knew a skeleton of my own to just *tell me*!

Oh well. Guess I'll never find out. ?