Adulthood is just a series of "Oh fuck. What now?" put on repeat indefinitely.
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Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-2023 04:21:17 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude -
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schratze 💍 (schratze@todon.nl)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-2023 05:10:01 JST schratze 💍 @Mrfunkedude feeling this too much
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Rob Talks About Beer🍺 (robfrominternet@mastodon.beer)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-2023 05:10:19 JST Rob Talks About Beer🍺 @Mrfunkedude it's also looking for an adult before realizing you are one, then looking for an adultier adult
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Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-2023 05:14:09 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude @jankhambrams It was chosen by voters last night.
What's funny is that my mother was a Montessori teacher for several years.
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Jank Hambrams (jankhambrams@meh.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-2023 05:14:10 JST Jank Hambrams @Mrfunkedude It really is. Also your username is hilarious
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thepoliticalcat (thepoliticalcat@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-2023 05:23:57 JST thepoliticalcat @Mrfunkedude You watched your parents go through it. Surely, you didn't expect anything different? I mean, I, too, suffered from the delusion that I could do it all better than they did, but that only lasted till my early 20s, when I had to earn a living. Then, I was, all, "What the FUCK ever possessed them to have KIDS? This shit is hard enough without little humans!"
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The Lichtenbergian (lichtenbergian@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-2023 06:25:38 JST The Lichtenbergian @Mrfunkedude I think it depends on how many cats or children you have at the moment, but yeah.
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Arlnee (arlnee@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-2023 11:54:23 JST Arlnee @Mrfunkedude with the occasional "seriously?" And "oh come on!" Sprinkled in
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A land fit for all our futures (penguinjunk@climatejustice.rocks)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-2023 15:17:40 JST A land fit for all our futures @Mrfunkedude the two phrases I have on repeat in my head are
"What fresh hell is this?" and
"I want my mummy" -
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Panama Red (panamared27401@mstdn.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-2023 15:18:00 JST Panama Red @Mrfunkedude Since about 1963, yep.
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Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 24-Feb-2023 09:46:00 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude This still going three days later?
It always makes my heart smile a little when I see an old post gets a favorite or a boost out of nowhere.
I like to think of it like a message in a bottle, and that it washed up on that persons shore.
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SeriousMoonlight (seriousmoonlight@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Feb-2023 03:46:45 JST SeriousMoonlight @Mrfunkedude
I certainly hope this isn't true of surgeons
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