Notices by Jank Hambrams (jankhambrams@meh.social), page 4

Tonight's perspective shift comes in the form of recognizing I can keep looking down and fixating on the unpleasant bit of trail I'm on, or I could pause for a second and appreciate the unique beauty of the landscape I'm in.

Perspective and framing have an element of choice, like any other.

Ever had a meal so bad you want to talk to a priest and maybe a Guy Fieri lookalike just to cope with the existential horror of it? I dunno how this bratwurst was so mushy or this bun so doughy.

But, I ate it. Hopefully that's not an omen for things to come.

@Mrfunkedude I am taking a chill day after dealing with some nonsense all morning. Definitely have a nap on order at some point, too.

@Mrfunkedude Good question. Why *are* you up and driving this early?

I hope you have a good day, buddy!

?I'm one step closer to the bread / and I'm about to bake! / Get this loaf inside of me! / It's time to eat I'm real hungry!?

Mmm, bread.

@begamit Wow yeah I can see why they'd want someone who knows what to look for. That'd be a cool job if it paid okay.

(Considers my own annoyance in having to vet black metal bands and ask a friend for observations before buying anything before my tastes changed).

@Mrfunkedude Quitting a poorly-paid job at a place with people who intended to help me but didn't realize that the way they were was actually harmful.

After that experience I took it upon myself to get more deeply involved in my own healthcare and develop the skills I need to both advocate for myself better and develop a much healthier baseline.

And here you see me now. Six+ years of hard work and I'm doing the thing!

@Mrfunkedude I had an interview with myself for a job but got ghosted. What a rude economy we live in.

@Mrfunkedude lol your new names every day catch me off guard *several times* each time you change it. I was like "who and what is a 'prince of sleeves'" and then remembered.

Your chicanery, buffoonery, shenanigans, and other such large words are hilarious.

Midnight Eastern time is primo art sharing time, yeah? Well it is now! Check out this massive scrap-metal structure. That thing's gotta store like, a robot's ghost or a strange science lab or something.

Or maybe it's a dominant chain coffee shop that finally owned up to its dark side and decided to *really* cut corners.

Who knows! Think I can use their fax machine?

#JankArt #OminousDoomPlanet #DigitalIllustration #MastoArt

@begamit My favorite is farting on a leather or vinyl seat in a car. It's just *exquisite*

Good morning, Fediverse! Which implies that it's "good" and also "morning", but, ya know. In this particular case, it is!

So: Good morning! I hope y'all have a decent day #today

@Mrfunkedude Yeah, it's the exception that proves the stool. I mean rule.

@Mrfunkedude I can be a real butthead about stuff ya know? But I won't get up my own butt about it. Because... no butts about it.

*sprays some air freshener and turns the fan on*

I swear one of these days I'll get it through my thick skull that boosting is great and I don't have to be shy about it lol

*Especially* when it comes to butt jokes.

@Mrfunkedude Yeah, butt, you know, there's holes and then there's wholesome. Then there's this joke, which is full of holes!

Anyway I'm sure you get the point.

@Mrfunkedude Butt, butt, butt... you seemed so wholesome!

@Mrfunkedude I went out and did some art with a buddy today, then grabbed some lunch during off-hours. Yay socially-distanced and careful fun times!

I did some neat sketches that might turn into an illustration, as well.

Wow it felt nice to leave the house for a few.

lol well, it wasn't the dog breaking my front panel audio jack on the new computer case for once. Stumbled and got my foot caught on my headphone cable when I got up, yanking them off the desk.

How annoying.

Guess what, "yeah it's still not quite 8am"? You can't rule me! You can't dampen my energy! You can't oh wait I'm still tired.

Let's ramp this shit up with an awesome DnB track with some Alan Watts samples. Also coffee.

lmao I hope y'all have a good day. I'm gonna go do some art with a friend later while it's nice outside #today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC3s1DsVeXE