Notices by Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)

I think I may have gone too far this time...

If you're going to post something political can you try posting something new, or something that hasn't been said about it before?

There are SO MANY people on here who just post "the house is on fire" when WE ALREADY KNOW THIS. It ads nothing other then to ramp up a fear about something the most if not everyone can do little to nothing about at this time.

Tell people what's being done to combat it. Add new info. Do SOMETHING other then repeat someone else's fear mongering.

Gonna start writing Fediverse Chick and Jon Mastodon romance novels.

"The Instance between them. "

I have never seen a meme more accurately describe my life.

@Alice So I'm the only one that wears them because I like my crotch to feel like it's been in a swamp all day?

That's just me?

@Alice Tell your aunt my crotch thanks her.

"I am serious and don't call me Shirley."

anyone have any success with homemade computer cleaner? I keep seeing that distilled water and isopropyl alcohol works well. has anyone here tried it themselves?

@fivetonsflax @Taweret @tillshadeisgone What was amazing was how much information they conveyed with some of those scenes where there wasn’t even any dialogue.

@ChrisWere I'd think #FediExclusive and #FediGaming would be better because it would also include those who go live with Owncast.

@roadriverrail @gabek @tgpo @ajroach42

Great thread. 100% agree.

PeerTube literally said themselves that they do not think of themselves as competition for YouTube. "Alternative" does not always equate "in competition with". Some people just don't understand that.

So apparently Proton isn't going to post on Mastodon anymore and they want everyone to follow them on Reddit? (oh hell no)

Why do all of the good things turn to shit so quickly these days???

Anyone else have a furry foot snuggler in their home?

Can someone just make a fucking browser that doesn't do anything aside from, oh I don't know, BROWSE THE WEB?!?!??

Don't freak out just yet.
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Okay now you can freak out.

Has anyone tried holding up their phone while shouting “ THE SPIRIT OF JON MASTODON COMPELS YOU! THE SPIRIT OF JON MASTODON COMPELS YOU! THE SPIRIT OF JON MASTODON COMPELS YOU!”?

Taking a dump after you get out of the shower feels like a defeat somehow.

We found our very old cat crying at the bottom of the stairs to go up to the bedroom. Something she hasn't done in a very long time.

The problem is she’s too old and fragile to be left up on the bed by herself. So I volunteered to hang out with her on the bed even though it's only 2:45pm.

She’s given us a lot of love throughout her life. I can spend some time giving it back to her.

I think today I'm going to see how many followers I can lose, then get back, then lose again because they realized that I'm not @Alice

@MastodonEngineering long story short: Don't hold your breath.