Notices by Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)

I'm always a little weary of people who use the phrase "Well I'm just keeping it real" to justify their anger or frustration at someone.

It's almost a sure sign that they have only considered their own side and fail to recognize the lived experience of another.

That moment of sadness when you fart in the middle of a crowd of people and nobody notices.

I need a nap. Who's with me?

Also, roll over, you're hogging the covers.

Telling my kids that this was the first generative AI.

Keep scrolling.

Nothing to see here.

Don't tell the police, but my daughter is making a lemon pound cake today.

Do yourself a favor. Follow the #today tag.

In it you'll find people talking about their lives. How tall their grass is growing. How long its been since they've seen a loved one. How worried they are about their plumbing.

It's where we can remember the joy and sorrow of shared experiences together.

🎺 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

If a post doesn't apply to you, there is no need to tell the poster that it doesn't apply to you. No one cares. They aren't keeping a list of who it doesn't apply to.

If someone posts "Buckle up when you drive" and you don't drive... you don't need to reply.

If someone says "Bake the bread at 375f" and you don't bake... you don't need to reply.

Follow this simple rule and you can help make the Fedi a better place for everyone!

Thank you.

If you don't boost the posts we can't have any Fedi!

HOW CAN WE HAVE ANY FEDI IF YOU DON'T BOOST THE POSTS?!?!

🐖🪽

If you’re tired of feeling like there’s nothing that you can do to help make the world a better place besides voting, I’m here to tell you that there is…

Volunteer.

Food banks, soup kitchens, senior centers, blood banks, animal shelters, and more. Find a place where you can be in the service of others. Where you can give back to the community that you live in.

It’s a great way to get out of your own head. Serve others, and serve the better parts of yourself in return

Does this post make me look clout?

Sent messages to all of my Discord friends and told them I'm deleting the app and asked for other methods to contact them and gave them my contact info as well.

Each one of them responded with contact info. They were leaving as well.

Don't let others keep you on a service that doesn't care about you.

The next time you’re feeling all high and mighty just remember that we’ve all kicked a pregnant woman at least once in our life times.

I need to stop caring if the people in my life understand things. It's rare that I ever can, and nothing ever changes because of it. Better to just get to the point and if they disagree, leave them to their ignorance.

I used to think that sharing knowledge was a way to care for the people I love. But most of my life has been showing me differently.

@dansup Matrix?

I used to have a fear of speed bumps.

But I slowly got over them.

#dadjoke

@Taweret found on Piefed.

fedi is my home https://piefed.social/c/microblogmemes/p/1750432/fedi-is-my-home

Everyone was Mastodon fighting.
With toots as fast as lightening.

🎥 Have you thought of starting your own #PeerTube channel? 🎥

Are you looking to make original videos for other to watch and comment on? Are you looking to build a community around those videos?

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(please boost for visibility)

https://mrfunkedude.com/peertube

Here's a thought, maybe don't insert your political rage and fear into posts that have nothing to do with the subject?

Maybe that makes things worse for some people and they burn out and then do nothing?

Like, if someone posts about how much they like ice cream, you don't have to figure out a way to tie it to fascism. It wont help the cause.