Notices by Who Beefed? (begamit@sovereign.lgbt)

@thomasfuchs sounds like some on mastodon are seeing this platform from the lens of a cult. such a shame.

@Mrfunkedude NO BUTTS. i prefer your in-real time posts than whizzing by my eyes.

idgaf if your blog is connected to activitypub.

just say a post where someone said butterscotch chips are better than chocolate chips..???????

this world is doomed.

@Mrfunkedude not yet.

@Mrfunkedude you're a cruel, cruel human. i can't even.

@Mrfunkedude

wow dude. i'm deathly allergic to chocolate. you're gonna gut me like that??? wow, just wow.

@ForfarFairLady @Mrfunkedude but mom, he started it!

@Mrfunkedude

ranch is cream of smegma. why would you even think i use ranch? disgusting heathen.

@Mrfunkedude all, that "the last dab" from yesterday not only affected your bhole, it also affected your sense of.

@Mrfunkedude dirt. what do you call it???

@Mrfunkedude ha! bog. of. eternal. stentch.

enjoy marinating in your green cloud.

@Mrfunkedude lawn? LAWN? We ain't no stickin calfornia to have a lawn.

@Mrfunkedude you are vindictive and cruel. may you forever be held captive by the bog of eternal stentch. ?

@Mrfunkedude yes. you. do. especially since you tooted about it. i can smell your fibs likea a fart in a car.

also, don't look up.

just catching up on John Stewart. he still manages to sham-wow me. damn.

i don't usually post food images but.... since this is the first time i've made seitan, i thought i'd share the end result....
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a very well fondled loaf of seitan.

this recipe calls for "fondling" the dough.

hmmmm

#today i will be attempting to make satan... errrr seitan... for the first time ever.

i hope i don't blow up the kitchen. wish me luck.

no, i'm sorry but a hairy butt crack is not akin to a sideways mustachioed smile.

i don't care what your grandpa says.