I'm up and out of bed and I still don't care about the Oscar results.
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Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Mar-2023 23:34:50 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude -
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Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Mar-2023 23:40:21 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude @begamit Your vicious lies and insinuations beguile the most enlightened of sages. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!
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Who Beefed? (begamit@sovereign.lgbt)'s status on Monday, 13-Mar-2023 23:40:22 JST Who Beefed? @Mrfunkedude yes. you. do. especially since you tooted about it. i can smell your fibs likea a fart in a car.
also, don't look up.
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Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Mar-2023 23:45:38 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude @begamit according to you and your poo melting lawn, it seems you got there before me!
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Who Beefed? (begamit@sovereign.lgbt)'s status on Monday, 13-Mar-2023 23:45:39 JST Who Beefed? @Mrfunkedude you are vindictive and cruel. may you forever be held captive by the bog of eternal stentch. ?
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Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Mar-2023 23:48:58 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude @begamit What do you call the mound of dirt in front of your house?
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Who Beefed? (begamit@sovereign.lgbt)'s status on Monday, 13-Mar-2023 23:48:59 JST Who Beefed? @Mrfunkedude lawn? LAWN? We ain't no stickin calfornia to have a lawn.
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Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Mar-2023 23:50:35 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude @begamit your poop yard.
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Who Beefed? (begamit@sovereign.lgbt)'s status on Monday, 13-Mar-2023 23:50:36 JST Who Beefed? @Mrfunkedude dirt. what do you call it???
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Who Beefed? (begamit@sovereign.lgbt)'s status on Monday, 13-Mar-2023 23:52:21 JST Who Beefed? @Mrfunkedude all, that "the last dab" from yesterday not only affected your bhole, it also affected your sense of.
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Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Mar-2023 23:52:55 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude @begamit Do you serve ranch with that word salad or a vinaigrette?
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Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Mar-2023 23:54:50 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude @begamit exactly for that reason. Heathen.
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Who Beefed? (begamit@sovereign.lgbt)'s status on Monday, 13-Mar-2023 23:54:51 JST Who Beefed? ranch is cream of smegma. why would you even think i use ranch? disgusting heathen.
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Tricia🏴🇪🇺 (forfarfairlady@mastodon.scot)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Mar-2023 00:02:14 JST Tricia🏴🇪🇺 @Mrfunkedude @begamit Boys, boys, boys! Don't make me knock your heads together! ?
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Tricia🏴🇪🇺 (forfarfairlady@mastodon.scot)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Mar-2023 00:02:33 JST Tricia🏴🇪🇺 @begamit @Mrfunkedude Don't tell tales or I'll box your ears!
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Who Beefed? (begamit@sovereign.lgbt)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Mar-2023 00:02:35 JST Who Beefed? @ForfarFairLady @Mrfunkedude but mom, he started it!
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Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Mar-2023 00:03:12 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude
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