I have no bone to pick with skeletons, but what's with that smile they all have? It's like they have some sort of inside knowledge that I don't. Like there's a *skeleton on the inside* of some key thing but I just can't figure out *what* or *why*.
Dang it, skeletons! What are you hiding? What won't you tell me? If only you had some kind of muscular system and vocal cords. If only I knew a skeleton of my own to just *tell me*!
Oh well. Guess I'll never find out. ?