Notices by Jank Hambrams (jankhambrams@meh.social), page 2

@Mrfunkedude If I was your friend, I'd donut do it. I recommend... do-nut. Dough nut. Advisement: Dew knot.

@Mrfunkedude I got woken up early from deep sleep by my adorable little puppy walking on me. Did some chores and then went back to bed for a while.

#today is very much a "take care of necessary stuff and then go easy for the rest of it" day.

@Mrfunkedude Ghosts are nothing but full of bluster and hot gas, so them being able to fart would not surprise me.

@Mrfunkedude Heck yeah, Dude!

I laid more framework to reinforce all of this, earlier. I think I filled four or five pages on my tablet of just important thoughts, the "why", and what I consider useful strategies.

I'm building a framework with which not to just succeed, but recognize that success!

It's not just what we do that matters, but what we tell ourselves about it!

@Mrfunkedude Sure! My dad bought that affront to all behinds in bulk during the TP shortage a while back. I could wax pooetic for minutes!

@Mrfunkedude Well, I haven't *yet*.

@Mrfunkedude I don't have your $2, but I *do* have all your base!

Y'all ever just... find your colored pencils from 15yrs ago and not realize that's what this random bundle of them was?

What the hell, lol. Saves me money from not needing to buy new ones, at least.

Midnight art time! I've been leaning into gestural line art more and it is FUN.

I am so very pleased with how this monster tree turned out.

[CN: Eyeballs]

#OminousDoomPlanet #JankArt #PenArt #InkDrawing #SurrealArt #MastoArt

@Mrfunkedude Thank you for sharing this! Relating in my own ways, I really feel for ya Dude. So proud of you for the progress you've made and the better situation you're in now.

@Mrfunkedude I feel ya dude. The other folks in the thread have said it better than I could, but you're a fantastic dog owner and, one step at a time, you've got this! Dax is lucky to have such a caring person looking after him!

Did y'all know that every waiting room, every single one in existence, is actually contained within the same pocket universe with inconsistent time variation?

So when it feels like time is meaningless, it probably is!*

*this fact was made in a facility that processes tree nuts

@Mrfunkedude *glances around* It uhh... totally wasn't me, in which I startled myself awake from a 2hr nap... no sir not me!

*raspy voice* It is I! The Hoarse Whisperer! Stop asking me to--

*pauses, sips some tea*

--to figure out what's wrong with your horse! I'm not that--

*coughs, drinks more tea*

--not that kind of whisperer! Be gone! I have a cold! Next time bring me an Earl Grey latte with extra honey!

*sips tea and glares as they leave*

@Mrfunkedude Now that is an awesome shade of color!

lmao I've been getting a pack of that flavored Liquid Death water every so often because it's tasty. But they've changed from a 12-pack to an 8-pack of larger cans.

I did the math and it's 25% less water in this arrangement. Like, what? Same price? So much for buying that anymore.

@Mrfunkedude I have a butt--I mean concern. What if we don't have a, oh, wait, nevermind, I just said I have a butt. Carry on!

@Mrfunkedude Oh good to know!

I've been looking into T-shirt print/fulfillment places to try making that a thing since folks like what I've designed.

Well, likely scrapping that idea. For most places, I'm not finding reasons I'd be confident in their service.

At least with prints, it's a less complicated thing. So frustrating.

"Jank, why are you up at 1am having just colored a pen drawing of a post-apocalyptic, technicolor, cyberpunk ruin when you could've been, I dunno, sleeping?"

"Why, thank you for asking. My answer to that is: 'Yes'."

#PostApocalyptic #MastoArt #DigitalArt #DigitalIllustration #SurrealArt #JankArt #OminousDoomPlanet