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   Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 10:54:08 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

   Just curious and asking for a friend, but does leaving an empty donut box on a doorstep constitute an act of war?

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     Mickey (lunarlioness814@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 11:04:04 JST Mickey

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     @Mrfunkedude
     No, but a donut box full of dog poo does!

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     Jank Hambrams (jankhambrams@meh.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 11:23:22 JST Jank Hambrams

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     @Mrfunkedude If I was your friend, I'd donut do it. I recommend... do-nut. Dough nut. Advisement: Dew knot.

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     Who Beefed? (begamit@sovereign.lgbt)'s status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 11:23:30 JST Who Beefed?

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     @Mrfunkedude you mean a box of dingleberries, right?

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     marleybits39@mastodon.world's status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 11:23:40 JST marleybits39

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     @Mrfunkedude No but it is a major FU....

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     Kat the Leopardess (catwoman69y2k@meow.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 11:23:42 JST Kat the Leopardess

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     @Mrfunkedude It's dirty pool, I tell ya

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     Raquel 👉🏼🏳️‍⚧️👈🏼 (zuzuruz@mastodon.world)'s status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 11:32:08 JST Raquel 👉🏼🏳️‍⚧️👈🏼

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     @Mrfunkedude
     No, but I have heard from someone who practiced Santaria that there was a curse that utilized a plate of chicken bones, corn, and some other food stuff and left on a doorstep. I donut know what an empty box would signify.

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     Shadow (andthegeekshall@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 12:14:35 JST Shadow

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     @Mrfunkedude yes.

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 12:14:51 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     @andthegeekshall That’s what I thought.

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     Shadow (andthegeekshall@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 13:34:43 JST Shadow

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     @Mrfunkedude

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     Roy Adams (roytoo@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 15:10:58 JST Roy Adams

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     @Mrfunkedude
     (apologies to William Carlos Williams)
     I have eaten
     the donuts
     that were in
     this box

     and which
     you were probably
     saving
     for breakfast

     Forgive me
     they were delicious
     so sweet
     and so good