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   Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Feb-2023 11:59:11 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

   If I am elected Mayor of Mastodon…

   Mondays will be known as #MentalHealthMonday where everyone will be required to touch a butt for at least 5 minutes.

   It can be your own butt, or someone else’s butt (consensually). If you have pets, feel free to scratch your pets butt.

   Thank you for your vote.

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     Allen Stenhaus (allenstenhaus@oddballs.vip)'s status on Sunday, 26-Feb-2023 12:13:30 JST Allen Stenhaus

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     @Mrfunkedude When do we vote? I don't want to miss election day. This issue is incredibly important to me.

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Feb-2023 12:14:52 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • 防空識別區

     @adiz You forget. We have the power of John Mastodon on our side.

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     防空識別區 (adiz@outerkosm.us)'s status on Sunday, 26-Feb-2023 12:14:53 JST 防空識別區

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     @Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social If I am elected General Secretary of the #DarkFedi People's Congress I will launch an unending war of terror against Mastodon.

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Feb-2023 12:18:08 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • 防空識別區

     @adiz

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     防空識別區 (adiz@outerkosm.us)'s status on Sunday, 26-Feb-2023 12:18:09 JST 防空識別區

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     @Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social John Mastodon is a false prophet!

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Feb-2023 12:37:14 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • Burnt Veggies

     @Burnt_Veggies I believe the unjust incarceration of ice cream, is wrong any day of the week.

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     Burnt Veggies (burnt_veggies@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Feb-2023 12:37:15 JST Burnt Veggies

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     @Mrfunkedude where do you stand on the issue of Free Ice Cream Fridays?

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Feb-2023 12:38:43 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • Who Beefed?

     @begamit

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     Who Beefed? (begamit@sovereign.lgbt)'s status on Sunday, 26-Feb-2023 12:38:45 JST Who Beefed?

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     @Mrfunkedude you can only be mayor of your instance. sorry, i don't make the rules.

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     𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓 (that_one_guy@mastodon.world)'s status on Sunday, 26-Feb-2023 12:39:04 JST 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓

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     @Mrfunkedude
     I try to touch a butt daily, consensually of course, and will try twice on Mondays.

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     Hill_Hobbit (hill_hobbit@techhub.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Feb-2023 12:58:14 JST Hill_Hobbit

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     @Mrfunkedude sir, I had my doubts... Butt you have won my vote!

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     Jank Hambrams (jankhambrams@meh.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Feb-2023 13:52:16 JST Jank Hambrams

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     @Mrfunkedude I have a butt--I mean concern. What if we don't have a, oh, wait, nevermind, I just said I have a butt. Carry on!

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     The Lichtenbergian (lichtenbergian@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Sunday, 26-Feb-2023 23:44:58 JST The Lichtenbergian

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     @Mrfunkedude I for one would need to see several hard-hitting pro-butt-touching political ads before I make up my mind. Repeatedly. Shame you missed the Super Bowl.

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     :bc: Stone :bc: (stonehenge@toot.community)'s status on Monday, 27-Feb-2023 01:14:39 JST :bc: Stone :bc:

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     @Mrfunkedude no if's or butts eh lolz