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   Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 13:23:10 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

   I’m not here to argue about if ghosts actually exist or not, it’s just that no one is asking the most important questions.

   When ghosts take human form, do they have butt holes?

   If so, does that imply a digestive system? Can they fart?

   ??

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     Allen Stenhaus (allenstenhaus@oddballs.vip)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 13:40:25 JST Allen Stenhaus

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     @Mrfunkedude That would explain the unusual cold breezes I occasionally feel on my face while seated... ?

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     DescartesWalksIntoABar (descarteswalksintoabar@universeodon.com)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 13:44:52 JST DescartesWalksIntoABar

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     @Mrfunkedude Ever smelled a fart but no one would cop to it? Maybe it was a ghost fart?

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     Jank Hambrams (jankhambrams@meh.social)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 13:48:43 JST Jank Hambrams

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     @Mrfunkedude Ghosts are nothing but full of bluster and hot gas, so them being able to fart would not surprise me.

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     Infrapink (he/his/him) (infrapink@mastodon.ie)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 23:00:45 JST Infrapink (he/his/him)

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     • Syl :purplecheck:

     @Mrfunkedude
     According to the 90s Caspar cartoon, they have no buttholes. They can eat food no problem, but it literally passes straight through them.
     @sylphrin

     Mr. Funk E. Dude repeated this.
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     CB Uí Foghlú (cbfoley@mastodon.ie)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 23:50:15 JST CB Uí Foghlú

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     • Infrapink (he/his/him)
     • Syl :purplecheck:

     @Infrapink @Mrfunkedude @sylphrin I'm tired. I read that as buttonholes and I was all confused as to why ghosts needed button holes coz they don't wear clothes.
     But I never wondered about buttholes ?

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     Krypta (krypta@nerdculture.de)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 23:50:20 JST Krypta

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     • Infrapink (he/his/him)
     • Syl :purplecheck:

     @Infrapink @Mrfunkedude @sylphrin Or is the lack of buttholes but one explanation for the observed behavior? Maybe ghosts clench so tight their buttholes are the one place that food can’t pass through.

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     Tracy Hall (video_manager@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Mar-2023 03:35:56 JST Tracy Hall

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     @Mrfunkedude *IF* they fart, does it create another ghost?

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Mar-2023 03:41:24 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • Tracy Hall

     @video_manager depends on how bad it stinks.