@fraying It's headache-inducing and so incredibly infuriating.
"Heads I win, Tails you lose" level bullshit on a billion-dollar scale.
@fraying It's headache-inducing and so incredibly infuriating.
"Heads I win, Tails you lose" level bullshit on a billion-dollar scale.
@Mrfunkedude *puts in vampire fangs* is it alright if it's more of a dental argument?
Flonnaise, the mayo that flows!
...eww.
Signs it's a sign that I should go to bed include when I start (jokingly) talking like this:
"When I eat my breakfast cakes, I enjoy consuming them with a nice slathering of food syrup. Yum!"
What if: a volume slider that only goes between prime numbers.
It's Pi Day, and I haven't had any yet. Please save a radian for me!
@Mrfunkedude I always confuse my frontal lobe and gluteus lobe when I try brain-twerking. It's embarrassing.
#today I'm starting my Monday right by watching Homestar Runner. Because apparently we're going from 0 to 60 (where the 60 is Trogdor) because HELL YEAH.
@Mrfunkedude These sound so good. I'm sad that the Cuban place near me closed!
@Mrfunkedude Beans. Lots and lots of beans. Eating them, presumably. Gotta get that fiber to keep tootin'!
I don't believe I've shared this one here yet! I've been figuring out perspective better, and this was a large step upon the way.
And lemme tell ya, I love these large, strange flowers I've got growing here.
@begamit lmao yeah you are very good at coming off as serious!
But now I get your style of humor better. Which, you know, rocks! Geologically!
@begamit I rock in the sense it's back and forth in my chair to the music I'm listening to
@begamit Nah I was making a pun.
It's the sense of being cool or approved of like a rock star, I think.
@Mrfunkedude They really do. I'm at least good at letting myself sit with and feel the disappointment and then do something else.
And hey I still got some tasty coffee and a pastry that my parents brought home from lunch at a cafe!
Well, my friend isn't feeling well today and we're postponing hanging out til they feel better.
I'm kinda sad, but I have other stuff I can do too.
Good morning, Fediverse!
#today I am hoping to spend some time with a friend for the first time since I met them 4yrs ago. So excited.
Here's a sketch from last night. I've been messing around with my e-ink notebook more and found it actually is very fun to draw on.
Okay so neither did I, apparently, lol. But! I figured it out! Don LaFontaine. He did a shitload of promo ads for everything on TV.
Anyway, I read your joke in his voice as though it was one of those ads like it was for the actual show.
Hopefully that clarifies it lolol. Welcome to my brain. Strange place. Come for the nonsense, stay for the being confused by the nonsense!
If you're curious about Don:
https://youtu.be/7QPMvj_xejg
@Mrfunkedude I totally read that in the voice of the dude who used to do those promo vids or whatever they're called. 10/10 hilarious
@Mrfunkedude If I was your friend, I'd donut do it. I recommend... do-nut. Dough nut. Advisement: Dew knot.
Creative oddball. Makes #Surreal and #Whimsical #MastoArt, and #IndustrialMusic that I describe as "oddball electronica". Neurodivergent Enby. they/them | 30s I make what I do primarily for personal fulfillment.I'm witty, absurd, punny, swear a bit, and on occasion known to make lewd jokes.Bigots can fuck off.Avatar is a pixel art enviro suit portrait. Header is a scene of floating trees and a spiky structure.#nobot #noindex #noai #nobridge
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