Okay so neither did I, apparently, lol. But! I figured it out! Don LaFontaine. He did a shitload of promo ads for everything on TV.
Anyway, I read your joke in his voice as though it was one of those ads like it was for the actual show.
Hopefully that clarifies it lolol. Welcome to my brain. Strange place. Come for the nonsense, stay for the being confused by the nonsense!
If you're curious about Don:
https://youtu.be/7QPMvj_xejg