Notices by Turdicus (turdicus@poa.st), page 3

@skylar @WashedOutGundamPilot @yockeypuck why

@sickburnbro @ChadleyDudebro “it’s simply not fair that not everyone can vote for the world leader in exporting freedom and colonialism, and it’s high time we correct that”

@IAMAL_PHARIUS @Blouie no way. even during the grill cheese saga?

@Blouie was just looking into this

@BowsacNoodle @Xenophon @Tony @Frank @Deplorable_Degenerate @GolfCartLady @Humpleupagus @Monsignor_Dickface @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Captain80s @KiKi88 @PodunkPotato @zucchini @Chzikken_1486 @ForbiddenDreamer @Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @WeissenSocken88 “your thighs are the nutcracker and my head, the walnut. make like Tchaikovsky and crush my skull”

@Frondeur @penguin @Rwoeidk gonna Vom, didn’t need to remember these phrases

@Frondeur @Humpleupagus bratty

asking for “dandadan” at the Barnes and noble counter is a bit embarassibg because the name is silly but at least I’m not asking for “please miss komosan let me drink your foot sweat in another world“ that would be extremely embarassing

@catmanmancat @Turkleton @Homosoypiens @Owl @AlabasterBrick following

@doctorsex @Owl @transgrammaractivist Where can I get involved in a PAC that’s focused on this. My dms are open

My friend texted me the other day to tell me his newborn pissed his diaper so loud he heard it across the room

@doctorsex @sickburnbro @transgrammaractivist @matty @DEERBLOOD @TimeSpent @jimmybuffettfanaccount you guys are making me hungry

@Dan_Hulson @Humpleupagus @HarryNuggets @TimeSpent @hazlin I can larp as a lawyer

@DEERBLOOD @Blouie @WoodshopHandman some of us are a weird in between

@KiKi88 @penguin @NotoriousDOG why is that octopus just chilling there

@deprecated_ii doesn’t the entire country subsidize Detroit year round, not just during disaster because the entire zone is a year round disaster

@Humpleupagus @djsumdog @lain What if he solved fewer problems and jacked more

@harbeau @lonestarr @TheMadPirate @Humpleupagus @BasedLord Same thing goes for older, well maintained women from the 80’s

@sickburnbro is this about israel or something else

@Humpleupagus @teto her grand daughter worked in the same room as me before she went to college 😔