Notices by Turdicus (turdicus@poa.st), page 4

@BowsacNoodle @jeffcliff @griffith @DireGoy @KingOfWhiteAmerica @professionalbigot69 @reallyangry @white_male So because of tree rings that are thicker from 400 years ago, because we had more rain then, and recent rings are thinner because less rain, we can chart the average rainfall per year across locations and if you graph it basically we can see we’re exiting a high rain period that is the actual unprecedented thing, not the lower rain period we’re entering. Less rain is normal and we’re exiting the anomaly?

@BowsacNoodle @jeffcliff @griffith @DireGoy @KingOfWhiteAmerica @professionalbigot69 @reallyangry @white_male can you explain this to me so I can repeat it to other people half as accurately but twice as confidently

@Dagnar “Colleen is normal” is part of the bit

@Dudebro @Umlaut @LouisConde that’s fucking gas though I love that

@DEERBLOOD @Koropokkur @Dudebro @LouisConde @Umlaut I eat steak with no sauces these days but I used to like A1

@BowsacNoodle @jeffcliff @TrevorGoodchild I just asked someone and they said it’s dog aids

@jeffcliff @TrevorGoodchild is h5n1 another gay guy disease like aids?

@King_Noticer give me a tail

@King_Noticer monster girl with tail. put her in the bag and walk away slowly

@BroDrillard @LouisConde I’m curious as to how the defenders of anchor babies explain why two foreigners having a child on magic US soil entitles the child to citizenship when neither parent has ties to the host nation. I am late to this debate

@pyrate cruel and unusual punishment

@tyler @pyrate opening my wizard binder (I keep my spells there) and casting chill pill on the gas station weiner pills

@tyler @pyrate I’ve got the greatest hits in here. I got the first printings of Cum Blood and Curse of Animal Crossing Voice. Flip through here and you’ll see some real shit

degloved my penis when I ripped off the cock ring

@Tactical @IAMAL_PHARIUS I mean it’s like he didn’t even try to learn it, his autism got the better of him when he could’ve just played factorio and made his 30th X-themed company instead of jumping in the spotlight and giving up the game like a faggot

@IAMAL_PHARIUS @Tactical Yeah I thought people weren’t even supposed to know your name for the first generation or so

Let me know when something actually happens besides Trump and his current wife running crypto scams and musk trying to do plausible deniability romans to look cool again

oh my office closed so I took a personal day because I’m not working from home lmao