Notices by Democracy Dies in Dumbass (shredderfeeder@shredderfood.com)

As a felon who did actual years for a single relatively minor paper-crime, the Trump sentencing has me beyond fucking pissed.

@skinnylatte That frightens me. I drink it with an ass ton of sweet creamer because the test of plain coffee makes me gag... Personal preference. Everyone's taste-buds work differently. :)

@skinnylatte I don't think anyone actually likes coffee. It's just a necessary evil to getting through the day. :)

@raphael I like it the way it is now. Let the sheep go to bluesky and threads, brings the mean IQ up here.

I prefer fewer interesting people to a mass of abject stupidity.

@br00t4c pathetic. Trying to make people feel better about the loss doesn't change the fact that more people voted with the death cult than a real qualified candidate.

I've lost all faith in Americans. Whats coming is exactly what they deserve.

@DemocracyMattersALot wapo is blocked on my network for the remainder of Bezos' ownership term..

...please share other sources, I'm muting all posts with the words.

@DM_Ronin @catsalad I don't miss those.... #teamlinux

I'm a felon. But you know what I never did?

I never blamed anyone else for my adolescent fuck-up.

I didn't call the judge names.

I never once served my sentence with anything but grace and got out with almost half my time off for good behavior.

I never appealed my verdict.

I never went back. It's been 35 years now.

I'm a better man than Donald Trump will ever be.

@maggiejk @breadandcircuses "he can beat Trump" is literally all I care about right now.

When Trump is gone I'll start worrying about ideological purity again

@breadandcircuses You mean the guy who beat Trump overwhelmingly in 2020?

@mario Good deal, just felt better safe than sorry.

Tell your cat I said hi. :)

@mario It's cute, but I'd delete it and black out the laptop screen, there is readable information on it.

Elon Musk made an electric car and they called him a genius, I don't know a lot about electric cars so I guess he is.

Elon Musk made a spaceship and they called him a genius, I don't know a lot about spaceships, so I guess he is.

Elon Musk bought a social media Software company and they called him a genius. I know a lot about both Social media and Software, and I sure as fuck am not going anywhere near his cars or spaceships.

@luckytran REQUIRING, not recommending.

@feditips I would be much happier with peertube subscriptions if I didn’t have to relogin via the web every time I subscribed…

@feditips @bruce @paigesaunders I blocked threads.net before they even launched.

@Polychrome I think what they're saying is that if you throw enough money at it, no-one is gonna say no.

When I had realtors cold-calling me trying to get me to sell my house during the peak real-estate market, I would routinely tell them: "Sure thing, 6.5 million and I can be out by Friday"

I have no interest in selling my house, but for enough money that I never have to work again, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

@feditips I absolutely despise that windows 95 is considered retro.