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I'm a felon. But you know what I never did?

I never blamed anyone else for my adolescent fuck-up.

I didn't call the judge names.

I never once served my sentence with anything but grace and got out with almost half my time off for good behavior.

I never appealed my verdict.

I never went back. It's been 35 years now.

I'm a better man than Donald Trump will ever be.