Notices by jackcole (jackcole@mstdn.social)

@lowqualityfacts And shortly after they learned to put the lime in the coconut to keep the doctor away.

@lowqualityfacts Yes. He painted him into a corner.

@lowqualityfacts During the Carter administration when inflation was very high, people referred to the dollar as the "JC Penny".

https://www.investopedia.com/us-inflation-rate-by-president-8546447

#inflation

@lowqualityfacts In Roman times months with fewer than 31 days were called "hollow" months. And originally there were only 10 months because nothing much got done in the winter. They also only had 12 hours in a day, with each hour sized so that the 12 hours were from sunrise to sunset, causing winter hours to be something like 45 minutes, and summer hours like 75. The 12 hour day lead to the phrase about getting things done in the 11th hour, and just before end of day.

@lowqualityfacts Does that mean chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows?

@lowqualityfacts It's the Primate Statue of Liberty. If you put a crown on the monkey.

@lowqualityfacts I think you're referring to hemorrhagic fever.😜

https://www.cdc.gov/viral-hemorrhagic-fevers/about/index.html

@lowqualityfacts In fact, he bridled at the thought. And the sounds of the other pieces were too daunting.

@lowqualityfacts It's cruel of me, but for that reason I save up cookies from the internet to pack in my bag. Almost like a game of Pack Man.

@lowqualityfacts He is often misquoted. He said "guest infinite" referring to the guest who won't leave. Hearing problems have existed throughout history, and this has resulted in some words and phrases that had no actual basis in reality.

@lowqualityfacts Yes, but because of Synesthesia, sight indirectly affects taste.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synesthesia

@breadandcircuses

There is no frigate like a book
To take us lands away,
Nor any coursers like a page
Of prancing poetry.
This traverse may the poorest take
Without oppress of toll:
How frugal is the chariot
That bears a human soul.
- Emily Dickinson

@lowqualityfacts

flamingos are pink
thankfully penguins are not
else
pink penguins are like pink ones

@lowqualityfacts Failure isn't an option.

@lowqualityfacts

The left side of your brain controls the right side of your body.

The right side of your brain controls the left side of your body.

This means that left-handed people are the only ones in their right minds.

@madeindex @LeilahLilienruh

“Every kid starts out as a natural-born scientist, and then we beat it out of them. A few trickle through the system with their wonder and enthusiasm for science intact.”

― Carl Sagan

Every.
Kid.
#kids #scientists

@JustGrist Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk say human population not nearly big enough: ‘If we had a trillion humans, we would have at any given time a thousand Mozarts’

We probably have a thousand Mozarts now, but they are stuck working in an Amazon warehouse.

#AI bros have lost billions of $$ in a crusade to justify their fever dreams. They need to steal copyrighted materials. They need nuclear #fusion. They need all our drinking water. Now #Microsoft wants to re-open the #ThreeMileIsland #NuclearPowerPlant that caused communities to take potassium iodide in 1979 to protect their thyroid glands.

All this so we can have real-time analysis of cat poop.

They warned that #AI would lead to the extinction of humanity. Listen to them.

@briankrebs

@WarnerCrocker Relish today. Ketchup tomorrow. Stephen King

@tomiahonen Private citizen Trump is building not only civil cases for theft of intellectual properties, but criminal cases for things like violating the Logan Act in negotiating with Netanyahu. He and his campaign are so proud of their illegal activities that they regularly say aloud that these are just an exercise of their "liberty", a keyword in many RW declarations.