@Cal @pezmico I'd still like the portable computing. Just not the decorative fluff and the demand to set up an account for unwanted software, and not a whole lot of apps that I have no use for. And also not the stupid interfaces that nag you with all sorts of unwanted alerts.
SMS messages are getting to be a problem on that front too with things like the Microsoft authenticator messages coming from multiple numbers so you can't delete them all in a single step. Such bad design.