I'm on the phone with a hotel in Singapore trying to clarify something about the booking and I couldn't understand the person at all.
I was like 'maybe I"ve been away so long I don't understand the Singaporean accent anymore'
But actually it is 'I don't understand French people who learned to speak English in Singapore and have a heavy French-Singlish accent' (I know more than 5 people like that. I don't understand them either)