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@Owl @MK2boogaloo @vriska @mangeurdenuage 1. well yeah but there's a self-giving which homosexual relationships inherently can't achieve so gays get jealous when they see straight couples actually in love.
2. the stereotype is that gays go in expecting to cheat or have an open relationship lmao
2A. lesbians cheat on each other with men btw
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@MK2boogaloo @mangeurdenuage @vriska bro vriska is a lesbian fantasizing explicitly about a lesbian "marriage," there's a reason why she can't conceive of it being more than roommates with benefits
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@vriska @Owl @MK2boogaloo @mangeurdenuage nope I'm married to a woman and I'm calling you a retard. I'm not mad. I'm amused. It's like watching a dog lick its butt or chase its own tail.
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@vriska @Owl @MK2boogaloo @mangeurdenuage why are you posting on the Sabbath
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GFL dropped a new lorebook about the 2nd American civil war and it's fucking amazing. It's like something we would write. Thank you Chinese gunbros.
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yall only like Japanese vtubers because you literally cannot understand a word they're saying so you just project your own fascist rhetoric onto a girl saying 'sugoi' for the 400th time. it's a blank canvas and you're all finger painting your shitty personality onto it
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I asked Claude to help me use kabbalah jewish space magic to create a funny fediverse hellthread and Claude told me "today's kabbalah is not good for a hellthread. Go outside instead."
Jewish magic sucks actually.
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Starwars niggas have it backwards. Star wars is not about politics, it's not about fascism or Rome. It is about THEOLOGY. The Empire and Vader represent JUDAISM. Luke and the Rebellion represent CHRISTIANITY.
The Empire is cool but it is built without the will or blessing of the Force. It is literally ZOG. The death star is the ZOG surveillance state Tower of Babel. "The Empire are the goodguys teehee" okay bro, put an Israeli flag in your bio.
God allows the Jews to persist because there is still time for them to repent, actually bring balance to the Force, and earn their place in Force Heaven, just as Vader did at the end of Return of the Jedi (they will do this at the end of time btw).
(Obi Wan is John the Baptist and Qui-Gon is Elijah btw. Anakin killing the Jedi is not Hitler doing Auschwitz. It is JEWS killing their own PROPHETS and then Christ and then the martyrs. It's the Parable of the Vineyard.)
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Imagine using fedi for "current events" and getting mad that the known network timeline is too diluted with loli feet
RT: https://poa.st/objects/7a4c5cf1-db3e-4f53-8794-d8ac92f8a4c3
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@Owl @Hoss @Thistle-Lady @c akshually it's cuz Abraham was on his way to live in the middle of Moloch Land and God wanted to make very clear "hey they're gonna tell you 'heh child sacrifice is COOL.' It's not, it SUCKS and I don't want it. See? Yeah it sucks! Don't do it. Don't give in to peer pressure." It was more like a DARE talk. 🤓☝🏻
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@Owl @mushroom_soup @Goalkeeper @ForbiddenDreamer @RatPoster @bebe @All_bonesJones @Ree @sun she doesn't know
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@Owl @Goalkeeper @ForbiddenDreamer @RatPoster @bebe @mushroom_soup @All_bonesJones @Ree @sun I keep sniggering because it's genuinely very funny to me Epstein was into every 4chan porn thread EXCEPT loli and dead or alive threads, and that it's common for predators to crusade against loli AS PART OF the process of grooming minors (making themselves appear moral, safe, and cool to 13 year olds)
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@mushroom_soup @All_bonesJones @RatPoster @Ree @bebe @sun btw this whole argument is women seeing videogame character women getting attention and being mad that it's not directed at themselves. Asmongold tweeted a week ago "damn I'm 36, reckon I need a girlfriend or a wife or something soon" so that is why he is now on Team Woman.
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@mushroom_soup @RatPoster @bebe @All_bonesJones @Ree @sun my wife said she looks like a college student
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@All_bonesJones @RatPoster @Ree @bebe @mushroom_soup @sun
Remember in the story of Snow White how the evil queen kept using her mirror to actively search for any women in the world who were prettier than her so she could kill them by using an absurd amount of magical transformation power to disguise herself and offer them with transmogrified poisoned fruit which would then kill them? You would think that someone with transformation magic could have simply used it to make herself slightly prettier, someone with that much free time could have learned to cook a dish or two and gotten her hair done and learned bellydancing or something. But no.
Mushroom foid here is trying to use transmogrification magic on her competitors rather than on improving herself. Lol. Evil nasty vile witch. You should be burned at the stake tbh. No wonder Awoo hasn't actually married you.
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What really gets me about jews is that there are some who are basically normal and not outright terrible people, there are some who are gay atheists and bad people, and there are some who are literally evil sorcerors who think God is dead and openly worship Satan instead. All go to the same synagogues, read the same theology, eat together at Passover, and all defend each other from any criticism by outsiders.
Like, I just don't understand. What's even the point if you don't care enough to even verbally oppose evil and try to turn people towards what you believe is true?
Even the most ecumenical non-denominational low protestant slop Christians don't do this sort of thing and never would. Jews have ALWAYS been like this though.
A few hundred years ago, Anglicans, Catholics, and Lutherans all pogrommed each other and had Europe in a state of perpetual war. But Judaism even back to the time of Jesus and before has had weird cults as part of its mainstream that everyone just accepted and went along with. Remember the Saducees? They didn't even believe in any form of afterlife, yet no judaic officials ever denounced them in any way as far as I know.
It's like if you went to church with Satanists and Scientologists and the pastor welcomed them and started putting bits of their sects into the service and then went to Bible study afterwards and that was just normal for you. Unthinkable.
For non-church goers, it's like if the Jedi in Star Wars just let Sith Lords go to their temple services there and while the Jedi were singing "Amazing Force, how sweet the sound" or whatever, the Sith were chanting evil nigga shit and sacrificing children and then afterwards they all went out to dinner and shook hands and said "may the Force be with you" and then watched holovids of clone troopers and droids slaughtering each other and massacring civilian populations and clapped for each other's guys.
It's such a foreign mindset to me, I can't even imagine myself living like that.
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Like this post to make Europe 0.01°C hotter
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Rotted my brain on twitter again award 😔
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I should post loli feet and kancolle giantess MMD porn to bring back the old Fediverse feel #retvrn
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