Notices by Tactical (tactical@nicecrew.digital), page 7
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LMFAO
Show me a pic of your art. I guarantee you he's dead fucking wrong.
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if they're dumping on your art they're probably just jealous retards :/
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just give it some time
my latest sketch vs my first sketch
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opinion piece
I love both foxgirls AND wolfgirls
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>see picture of a sexy woman posing with a gun
>first thoughts is her screaming TASER TASER TASER and shooting me with bullets
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I just found out @Dudebro that WoTC hired the fucking Pinkertons to harass niggas
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WoTC in 2023 apparently hired pinkertons to go after collectible card traders that violated a review embargo or something. Oh and they replaced all their artists with AI 🤣
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the pinkertons being hired by wizards of the coast is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard of
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>literally went back in time
>hired 14 pinkerton agents to hunt down ONE middle-aged family guy
>family guy is just some dad with a box of Magic cards
>Pinkertons show up at his door like they're about to raid a Wild West saloon
>kick the door in, knock over a cup of coffee
>"WE KNOW YOU HAVE THE CARDS, HAND THEM OVER"
>family guy is confused, thinks it's a weird prank from his DnD group
>Pinkertons aren't joking
>they search the entire house
>find the unopened booster packs like it's stolen gold bullion
>dad just standing there, speechless, holding his "World's Best Dad" mug
>Pinkertons confiscate the cards and leave like it's the heist of the century
>kid walks in after soccer practice
>"Dad, where are my cards?"
>looks at kid
>"Son... the Pinkertons took 'em"
>kid's jaw drops
>"You mean, like, the guys from Red Dead Redemption?"
>dad nods solemnly
>family now traumatized, lives in constant fear of showing up to the next FNM with an early set card
>years later, therapy is still not enough to make sense of it all
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I'm dying laughing. it's so fucking absurd LMFAO
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I like to think at any moment I'll have a Pinkerton agent knock on my door for something super retarded
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>be me, 2035
>WotC and Games Workshop declare actual war over who owns the word "Emperor"
>both hire PMCs because lawyers are so 2020
>get recruited by Pinkertons, cause why not? I needed health insurance
>Seattle's gone full apocalypse mode, looks like a Mad Max set but with dice and miniatures
>millions dead, all because two companies couldn’t share their toys
>tfw I'm just a foot soldier in the most nerdy war imaginable
>only possession is my Player's Handbook
>treat it like a Bible, hoping it’ll give me a nat 20 in dodge
>Pinkerton squad leader says we’re raiding a Games Workshop warehouse
>probably gonna die next to a pile of overpriced Space Marine models
>peek around a corner, see a dude in full space marine armor cosplay armor
>mfw he’s shouting “For the Emperor!”
>realize he’s running straight at us
>he’s not stopping
>ohshit.jpg
>sergeant panics, yells "Roll for initiative!"
>everyone actually pulls out d20s
>roll a 2
>fml
>dude in space marine armor crushes our medic with his cosplay sword
>it's foam but he still hits like a truck
>other squadmates roll like trash, we’re getting wrecked
>try to remember the good ol' days when the worst battle I had was edition wars on Reddit
>WotC calls in backup—some dude dual-wielding Magic: The Gathering cards
>he just starts flinging them like shurikens
>everyone starts ducking because foil lands are sharp
>guy yells, “Counterspell!” while taking down two Warhammer fanboys
>this is my life now
>tfw I thought D&D would make me cool but now I'm dying in a war for a trademark
>sergeant gets sniped by a guy in a Tau helmet
>remember when we fought about which Emperor was better?
>now we just die for both
>cry myself to sleep, clutching my Player’s Handbook like it’s gonna save me
>still better than playing Pathfinder
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Pacific Northwest means Alaska + Washington + Oregon
Californians are NOT allowed into PNW gang. Though I'd hesitantly allow the state of Lincoln to be an honorary associate of Pacific Northwest Gang, they would be right on the cusp
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Everything has been so horribly optimized in 2024
My fucking rig with an RTX 2080 stutters on fucking lowest on shit. So pissed
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>mid 20s
>all my friends are online
How can things get worse
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pressing X to doubt (heavily)
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back in my day....
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IDK I've never dealt with alpha generation, there's a few tards but there's no way they're cargo-cult retards about tech, sorry for pissing you off frien 😩
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I'm like mentally in denial. I'm not a hardware guy but like.... I'm kind of shocked they wouldn't use PCs at all or know how they work
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these have to be niggers. When I was a kid I tore apart my CD gaming collection recoding shit like a little retard
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