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   Tactical (tactical@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 21-Oct-2024 19:37:28 JST Tactical

   • Dudebro
   I just found out @Dudebro that WoTC hired the fucking Pinkertons to harass niggas
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     Tactical (tactical@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 21-Oct-2024 19:37:24 JST Tactical

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     • Dudebro
     I'm dying laughing. it's so fucking absurd LMFAO
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     Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 21-Oct-2024 19:37:25 JST Dudebro

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     WoTC is so dated they somehow hired pinkertons.
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     • Dudebro
     >literally went back in time
     >hired 14 pinkerton agents to hunt down ONE middle-aged family guy
     >family guy is just some dad with a box of Magic cards
     >Pinkertons show up at his door like they're about to raid a Wild West saloon
     >kick the door in, knock over a cup of coffee
     >"WE KNOW YOU HAVE THE CARDS, HAND THEM OVER"
     >family guy is confused, thinks it's a weird prank from his DnD group
     >Pinkertons aren't joking
     >they search the entire house
     >find the unopened booster packs like it's stolen gold bullion
     >dad just standing there, speechless, holding his "World's Best Dad" mug
     >Pinkertons confiscate the cards and leave like it's the heist of the century
     >kid walks in after soccer practice
     >"Dad, where are my cards?"
     >looks at kid
     >"Son... the Pinkertons took 'em"
     >kid's jaw drops
     >"You mean, like, the guys from Red Dead Redemption?"
     >dad nods solemnly
     >family now traumatized, lives in constant fear of showing up to the next FNM with an early set card
     >years later, therapy is still not enough to make sense of it all
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     Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 21-Oct-2024 19:37:25 JST Dudebro

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     Fucking Pinkertons :02_laugh: I still cant get over this fact
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     Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 21-Oct-2024 19:37:26 JST Dudebro

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     I can't believe they actually cooperated with them. There are laws against private investigators doing this type of shit they need to go through the proper legal channels not higher fucking thugs.
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     Tactical (tactical@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 21-Oct-2024 19:37:26 JST Tactical

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     • Dudebro
     the pinkertons being hired by wizards of the coast is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard of
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     Tactical (tactical@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 21-Oct-2024 19:37:27 JST Tactical

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     • Dudebro
     WoTC in 2023 apparently hired pinkertons to go after collectible card traders that violated a review embargo or something. Oh and they replaced all their artists with AI 🤣
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     Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 21-Oct-2024 19:37:28 JST Dudebro

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     Is this 1820 what the fuck