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SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 20-Dec-2024 23:59:51 JST SaltWraith @IAMAL_PHARIUS I think everyone instantly forgets he exists once they're not looking at or hearing him anymore. it's almost a superpower, really -
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SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 01:47:11 JST SaltWraith @LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD @RealRaul @SuperSnekFriend how will you do it? car door? hammer? -
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SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Dec-2024 23:23:39 JST SaltWraith @sickburnbro @CatLord @peemasons @WoodshopHandman @AmonMaritza @doctorsex @neofugue I miss Moly. I mean I know I could watch him still if I wanted to but the last time I tried he was completely defeated when he got sent to the Odyssey shadow realm -
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SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Dec-2024 23:11:22 JST SaltWraith @sickburnbro @CatLord @peemasons @WoodshopHandman @AmonMaritza @doctorsex @neofugue actually arguments about the age of consent are just unpleasant and pointless and I'd rather we go back to more meme-y waters -
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SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Dec-2024 23:08:38 JST SaltWraith @sickburnbro @CatLord @peemasons @WoodshopHandman @AmonMaritza @doctorsex @neofugue well yeah, and I'm saying make retardfucking illegal to eternally cockblock her. it's a fitting punishment for a whore, who is also retarded -
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SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Dec-2024 23:04:53 JST SaltWraith @sickburnbro @CatLord @peemasons @WoodshopHandman @AmonMaritza @doctorsex @neofugue On AOC? yes. -
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SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Dec-2024 23:03:47 JST SaltWraith @CatLord @peemasons @WoodshopHandman @AmonMaritza @doctorsex @neofugue no no, you just make having sex with retards illegal. it's the same effect -
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SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Dec-2024 11:53:17 JST SaltWraith @doctorsex @d0c40r0 HERE I STAND COVERED IN MY WARM AND SOOTHING CREAM
THE DROPLETS GENTLY FALLING DOWN THE DRAIN
WASH AWAY THE SHAME OF THE STAINS OF COOM
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SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Dec-2024 11:53:17 JST SaltWraith @d0c40r0 @doctorsex LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR HOG
TO LET 'ER CRANK -
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SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Dec-2024 11:53:16 JST SaltWraith @d0c40r0 @doctorsex TEA'S GONE COLD I'M WONDERING WHY
I'M NOT BETTER OFF
COUNTING RAINDROPS ON MY WINDOW
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SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Dec-2024 11:53:14 JST SaltWraith @d0c40r0 @doctorsex that's not how the women would describe it.. -
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SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Dec-2024 05:55:49 JST SaltWraith @transgrammaractivist @doctorsex @Bad_Banner @DEERBLOOD @EssentialUtinsil you take everything way too seriously and you're just not fun. you took an average shitpost session and turned it in to a struggle session, except the only one struggling is you -
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SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Dec-2024 03:53:53 JST SaltWraith @IAMAL_PHARIUS "What do you mean he didn't have a favorite girl from K-On?! THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT! YOU TOLD ME HE WAS BASED!" -
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SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Dec-2024 03:53:07 JST SaltWraith @CaptainFuggetaboutit @IAMAL_PHARIUS en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jefferson_Bible
It's literally just the Bible minus all the divine miracle stuff because he was a joyless nerd. He would be Neil DeGrasse Tyson's biggest fan if he was alive today -
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SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Dec-2024 03:44:45 JST SaltWraith @IAMAL_PHARIUS @CaptainFuggetaboutit which is an infinitely cooler personal bible than the one Thomas Jefferson had where he took out all the magic because he was a cringe proto-redditor In conversation from poa.st permalink -
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SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Dec-2024 02:25:42 JST SaltWraith @whiteman_ @ToyotaTime inb4 pony panda comes to cry and call everyone a jew for not thinking china is based In conversation from gnusocial.jp permalink -
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SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 24-Nov-2024 01:30:41 JST SaltWraith @IAMAL_PHARIUS @professionalbigot69 @Paultron "Remember when the Iranis threw the shoes at him and he dodged em? He was QUICK! No hesitation, he was even ready for them to throw more. What a great viral clip, the best. Go on George, do the chimp scratching his head pose thing again. Look, he's doing it. Terrific." In conversation from poa.st permalink -
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SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Oct-2024 18:47:10 JST SaltWraith @IAMAL_PHARIUS egayn nuttsk In conversation from poa.st permalink -
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SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 25-Oct-2024 10:53:09 JST SaltWraith @givenup @Humpleupagus @egirlyuumimain @ChristiJunior @Dudebro @Goalkeeper @Lavaearth usually the metroidvanias would have unlockable playable characters who would function more like the NES/SNES era characters with the heart pickups and weapon items In conversation from poa.st permalink -
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SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 25-Oct-2024 07:51:51 JST SaltWraith @givenup @Humpleupagus @egirlyuumimain @ChristiJunior @Dudebro @Goalkeeper @Lavaearth bibles were a usable weapon in all the pre-metroidvania castlevanias too, they did like a rotating shield barrier In conversation from poa.st permalink