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   Tactical (tactical@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 21-Oct-2024 19:37:23 JST Tactical

   • Dudebro
   I like to think at any moment I'll have a Pinkerton agent knock on my door for something super retarded
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     Tactical (tactical@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 21-Oct-2024 19:37:21 JST Tactical

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     • SaltWraith
     • Dudebro
     >be me, 2035
     >WotC and Games Workshop declare actual war over who owns the word "Emperor"
     >both hire PMCs because lawyers are so 2020
     >get recruited by Pinkertons, cause why not? I needed health insurance
     >Seattle's gone full apocalypse mode, looks like a Mad Max set but with dice and miniatures
     >millions dead, all because two companies couldn’t share their toys
     >tfw I'm just a foot soldier in the most nerdy war imaginable
     >only possession is my Player's Handbook
     >treat it like a Bible, hoping it’ll give me a nat 20 in dodge
     >Pinkerton squad leader says we’re raiding a Games Workshop warehouse
     >probably gonna die next to a pile of overpriced Space Marine models
     >peek around a corner, see a dude in full space marine armor cosplay armor
     >mfw he’s shouting “For the Emperor!”
     >realize he’s running straight at us
     >he’s not stopping
     >ohshit.jpg
     >sergeant panics, yells "Roll for initiative!"
     >everyone actually pulls out d20s
     >roll a 2
     >fml
     >dude in space marine armor crushes our medic with his cosplay sword
     >it's foam but he still hits like a truck
     >other squadmates roll like trash, we’re getting wrecked
     >try to remember the good ol' days when the worst battle I had was edition wars on Reddit
     >WotC calls in backup—some dude dual-wielding Magic: The Gathering cards
     >he just starts flinging them like shurikens
     >everyone starts ducking because foil lands are sharp
     >guy yells, “Counterspell!” while taking down two Warhammer fanboys
     >this is my life now
     >tfw I thought D&D would make me cool but now I'm dying in a war for a trademark
     >sergeant gets sniped by a guy in a Tau helmet
     >remember when we fought about which Emperor was better?
     >now we just die for both
     >cry myself to sleep, clutching my Player’s Handbook like it’s gonna save me
     >still better than playing Pathfinder
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     SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 21-Oct-2024 19:37:22 JST SaltWraith

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     • Dudebro
     @Dudebro @Tactical WoTC and Games Workshop both hire PMCs and engage in a proxy war over the word Emperor
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     Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 21-Oct-2024 19:37:22 JST Dudebro

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     • SaltWraith
     Little did we know Walmart and McDonald's were not the corporations that would rule the world but Nintendo and WoTC
     BowserNoodle ☦️ repeated this.
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     Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 21-Oct-2024 19:37:23 JST Dudebro

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     Did you violate WoTC trademark by saying the word Emperor?