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CrustyB (crustyburgerhead@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 18-May-2025 07:38:47 JST CrustyB
Alderaan wasn't really destroyed. It just had the wind knocked out of it. -
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CrustyB (crustyburgerhead@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 15-May-2025 19:54:07 JST CrustyB
If you were to draw an accurate sketch of this mongoloid and post it on Twitter you'd be banned for racism. -
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CrustyB (crustyburgerhead@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 15-May-2025 04:02:50 JST CrustyB
Alex Jones should have voiced Darth Vader instead of James Earl Jones.
"C'mon, man! Join the Dark Side! It's easier, quicker! You and me, father and son, ruling the galaxy! The Emperor is a just a neo-con who's gonna blow up Endor! Just like Tarkin blew up Dantooine! And he knew there were no rebels there cuz he secretly ran the Rebellion!" -
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CrustyB (crustyburgerhead@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 23:48:41 JST CrustyB
Dyan Fossey lived in the Rwandan forests for 19 years, studying the lowlands mountain gorilla. Never was she injured working with these mighty beasts. The world’s leading primatologist was brutally murdered as an elderly woman by... yep, you guessed it. -
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CrustyB (crustyburgerhead@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 00:54:52 JST CrustyB
I was watching "Kill Bill" in the theater and during the scene where Samuel L. Jackson was bragging about having played with various jazz legends a nigger in the audience went "Huh!" like he was impressed.
They really are that disconnected. Movies are reality to them. -
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CrustyB (crustyburgerhead@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 00:54:51 JST CrustyB
What gets me is that they watch crap like nigger Cleopatra, nigger Caeser in "Gladiator II," and invincible sheboon armies in "The Woman King" and they think that's the way history really was. "We wuz kangs" is confirmed by fantasy to them. -
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CrustyB (crustyburgerhead@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 00:54:50 JST CrustyB
They totally are. I argued with a feminist on IMDB back when they had forums. She smugly said "I'd like to see one of you men take on Furiosa in a fight!"
She's a fictional character, ya cumbank. -
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CrustyB (crustyburgerhead@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 00:33:28 JST CrustyB
In the movie "Buffalo Bill & The Indians," Bill put on a play for some Indians. In the play a woman got abducted. Being savages, they thought she actually was being kidnapped and rushed on stage, trying to rescue her.
Go into a theater today with blacks in the audience. They shout advice to characters on-screen as if they were real and live.
"Don't open dat door! He behind the curtain! Git yo ass outta there!"
Ignorant savages, ignorant blacks. Same thing. -
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CrustyB (crustyburgerhead@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 11-May-2025 23:51:48 JST CrustyB
I think mine was when they shoved Franklin into "Peanuts." At least they made him sit on one side of the table. -
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CrustyB (crustyburgerhead@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 10-May-2025 00:08:25 JST CrustyB
Case closed. -
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CrustyB (crustyburgerhead@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 09-May-2025 23:17:43 JST CrustyB
If you've never PEEKed and POKEd on a Commodore then son, you just haven't lived. -
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CrustyB (crustyburgerhead@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 09-May-2025 23:08:16 JST CrustyB
I learned assembly language on an Odyssey ][. If anyone needs some Odyssey ][ coding, I'm here, baby. -
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CrustyB (crustyburgerhead@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 06-May-2025 04:42:51 JST CrustyB
(slams fist on desk) Dammit! We need an expert in Art as a Social Mechanism! -
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CrustyB (crustyburgerhead@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 06-May-2025 01:10:53 JST CrustyB
The students were throwing rocks at cornered guardsmen and they got FAFO'd. Read the whole story and you'll have much less sympathy for the hippies. -
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CrustyB (crustyburgerhead@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 05:44:40 JST CrustyB
How a woman can make bug money.
1. Show your hoo-ha on OnlyFans
2. Call a nigger a nigger -
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CrustyB (crustyburgerhead@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 04:04:14 JST CrustyB
Note that it didn't make a single counter-argument, it just kept saying "I'm shocked. I'm angry." -
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CrustyB (crustyburgerhead@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 22:08:54 JST CrustyB
She met the 250G goal. -
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CrustyB (crustyburgerhead@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 00:05:52 JST CrustyB
China's our biggest supplier but the US is their biggest customer. No sucky sucky, no dollah.
Who will win the tug of war? -
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CrustyB (crustyburgerhead@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 23:21:47 JST CrustyB
I used to spend weeks prepping for certification exams. Now I go into them raw and get lower but still passing scores. -
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CrustyB (crustyburgerhead@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 21:17:10 JST CrustyB
Dave Barry: "If someone is nice to you but rude to the waiter, they are not a nice person."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waiter_Rule