Notices by CrustyB (crustyburgerhead@nicecrew.digital)
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Ankles. They're like wrists for feet.
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Quick question: 7-Eleven hot dogs, yes or no?
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I've never liked buttons. A knife should open with a flip. That loud CLACK is intimidating.
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A lot of gays don't like pride parades because they make homos looks like a bunch of weird sexual deviants. Which they are.
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Snuffleupagus here has a lot of bangers.
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Bluesky user who has a show on Amazon Prime makes jokes like this.
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We've had weekly "what are you working on" meetings for decades. Trump does it and all of a sudden it's a constitutional crisis.
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The Dark Ages rocked.
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Didn't the Pollacks surrender to Germany with their horse-drawn cannons within, like, a few days?
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White House COVID doc Deborah Birx recently admitted that the vaccine was never meant to protect you from COVID, it was to lessen symptoms in the elderly. She said “the science” has “done wrong in public health.”
Was the science wrong? No, it wasn't. We should believe in science, we just shouldn't believe people with the title "scientist." But liberals can't tell the difference. They've institutionalized "science" as a replacement for religion and scientists as their high priests.
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Try rice-based cheese. It sounds like some hippy soy crap but it's actually not bad if you can't have real cheese.
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The Ottoman Empire legalized gays in 1858 and they fell in 1922.
Just saying.
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You gotta love a medicine that comes with its own shot glass.
-Denis Leary
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I researched my family tree and found a great grandfather who laid down a massacre four times as deadly as the St. Valentine's Day Massacre. I'd like to think I carry a bit of him in my veins.
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Mexicans are mad that the Gulf Of Mexico is being renamed for the country that all dirty Mexicans want to live in anyway.
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Is there anything less significant than what Mike Pence says?
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Negroes and sodomites are already lining up at Amazon MGM casting offices.
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Babies in cages is wrong but infanticide is a human right.
Racism is wrong but white people are terrible.
Sexism is wrong but men are toxic.
Appointing a committee to investigate fraud is wrong but committing fraud is OK.
Hating jews is antisemitism but hating Christians is activism.
The 2016 election was hacked by Russia but 2020 was secure because our guy won.
Putting Bibles in classrooms is indoctrination but removing pornography from schools is censorship.
The leftist mind is hideously awful.
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The dame had a voice so husky it could pull a dog sled. Her legs would make the Pope kick out a stained glass window. But her boyfriend had shoulders in two different area codes so I moved on, it's what I am, it's what I do, it's my job.
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