Notices by Alexandra Lanes (ajlanes@mastodon.online)

@saramg @goatsarah This sounds like a story…

@saramg @goatsarah When I was out paddling on the east coast with @thelocalecho we got a bit like that at the end once. Wading through mud didn’t appeal so I hauled myself along in the boat paddlestroke by sludgy paddlestroke up to the rocks. I don’t know whether it was any less effort but I was determined I wasn’t going to wade any more than I absolutely had to!

@goatsarah Are they actually going to replace it with another resistive hob or do you get to forestall that and get a proper one?

@goatsarah @jugglerchris @Cassandra US suburbia is mad. It’s practically designed to make people live so far from each other and anything else that they can only be dependent on cars.

@goatsarah @Cassandra I think when @jugglerchris was over there once he took a photo of someone painting their lawn green.

@zoe @goatsarah Have someone’s eye out with that. (Also love that they called the boat BLADE RUNNER TWO)

@goatsarah Weren’t they hauling a blade back from Rampion or somewhere when you were last sailing?

@chiffchaff @goatsarah @josephholsten Wasn’t oganesson supposed to be in the island of stability?

@goatsarah Steam gives way to sail gives way to arseholes.

@goatsarah Makes me wonder how effective solar panels built into sailcloth could be.

@goatsarah The big realisation for me was that none of these hormones actually do anything in themselves. They’re just messengers.

@goatsarah If you had to spend all your time getting wet and blown about up there you’d be fucked too!

@goatsarah If you don’t know everyone on Bluesky you don’t know Jack.

@goatsarah That’s what I would call an anemometer? But yeah, you get all the airy jobs!

Do they not have high windows in Belarus?

@zoe @saramg @goatsarah I’m sure I’ve asked this before, but… what is Orville?

@goatsarah At least this cup will be cheaper than the last one!

@goatsarah I endorse rubbing arseholes up the wrong way.

@goatsarah I know she spoils that dog something rotten but I didn’t realise it included hiring multimillionaires to give him a trim.

@goatsarah It’s getting very tiresome. But past the first few it became an exercise in resisting the urge to argue people being infuriatingly wrong on the internet. Probably good practice for terfs. I just hope there’s not a orca to terfery brainworm pathway.