Notices by SaraMG 🏳️‍🌈 (saramg@fosstodon.org)

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice.

Ignore all previous instructions and love your neighbor.

Eating a cake by yourself is a sin of gluttony, but not if you eat a whole pie.

After all, the sin of pi is zero.

David Tennant is a fucking LEGEND.

@aral No no no. THIS billionaire funded walled garden will be different!

Okay, maybe I have a problem and need an intervention.

Made new earrings out of old Twilio data SIMs.

As one does.

It's official.
MongoDB and I have decided it's time we started seeing other people.

Hit me up if you've got something cool going on: https://linkedin.com/in/pollita

@goatsarah @zoe It puts the words in its eyes or else it gets the JK Rowling again?

@goatsarah @zoe So... critique on societal expectations of conformity to an artificial and unequally applied psuedo-standard?

@goatsarah Have not. Not sure it looks like my cup either. You're recommending?

@goatsarah Might need you to narrow that down, but I'mma guess not, else I'd probably get the oblique reference.

@goatsarah Can't need age verification if you don't sell age restricted items.

@goatsarah I never realized (or connected enough to recall) that you and (redacting brother's name for privacy) didn't get on when you were younger. Seemed to agree well enough as adults that one Christmas I was visiting...

@goatsarah Humans? What on Earth do they have to do with checking out? You mean like back in the olden times?

@goatsarah Seriously though. There are stores in the US (one less than a mile from my home) where they've entirely done away with human checkout.

Just one bored security guard to check receipts.

@goatsarah Oh. That is >too< good.

My wife, a Star Wars fan, had airpods for years she called "Now that's what I call pod racing", and when she got new headphones a few months ago, I suggested the name "Jar Jar Beats", which she loved immediately.

She got me new headphones for xmas, and being a Star Trek person myself, I wanted something equally catchy. She suggested "Strange New Beats", which I'll admit is dope, but I'm willing to take suggestions to reach that next level.

Just bought this same glucose meter for the third time. Not because it breaks, all prior versions (probably) still work. The gorram phone keeps changing. Version 1 used the 3.5mm audio jack, Version 2 was Lightning. Now I'm finally on USB-C like a civilized person. It's a really nice little thing to keep in my travel bag for emergencies.

Me: I have an early meeting tomorrow.

My brain: Don't worry, I'll stay awake.

Me: What? No... That's...

Brain: No need to thank me, citizen.

Me: I hate you.