Notices by milkposter (themilkman@shitposter.world), page 5
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get yourself a woman who will scratch your nuts so you don't have to, that's wife material right there
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>"i wonder if milk is a masochist, he seems like the type"
wow that was close do women HAVE TO BE this worryingly perceptive
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@teto how hag are you willing to go hagbro
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update: i have thrown the rest of the sandwich in the garbage, i don't enjoy wasting food but every bite usurped the one before it in the dogshit after taste department
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my sister acquired some peanut butter from somewhere and i have tried out the famous american dish of "peanut butter sandwich" which i have eaten, and to my surprise it is definetly passable, but i feel like it could use some more sweetness and perhaps i would prefer it without the chunks of peanuts in it
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@theorytoe @matty @theorytoe how did you know theorytoe was canadian, theorytoe never mentioned that he was canadian, unless because you hacked his instance you knew the real theorytoe set his instance with a canadian adress, how long are you going to pretend to be theorytoe you FAKER
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got new glasses
mom: "you look great"
friends: "jeffrey dahmer-esque"
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@SuperDicq same, im 22
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@SuperDicq yeah same, women start getting good at 26 tbh
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@SuperDicq 19, she also loves arguing and screaming.
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@SuperDicq well i learned 2 slurs from her, and she's racist to albanians so maybe.
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the thing is, i would actually let a friend of mine date my sister, she needs a boyfriend (she has a bookshelf of yaoi), but at the same time, all my friends are dumfuck retards.
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@get @teto reasoning is "idolatry" idolatry being the cross itself somehow, meanwhile they literally bow down to a holy stone (something moses explicitly warned us against)
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@get @teto im gonna have to go to saturday evening church service personally, my parents are pretty much not gonna let me go to church anymore
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@teto @get i would NEVER commit idolatry, even as a joke
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@teto waking up at 11 AM on a sunday?
i don't wanna miss Church
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@kaia yes, my sister offered me some and it was dogshit
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i should create a prothestic leg that transforms into a guitar and never mention the fact that the leg can turn into a guitar until i use it
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it's all save the white race that until you mention that monster girl weddings are race-mixing
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towering over them all is the critic.
He never sleeps, the Critic. He is ranting, ranting. He says that he remembers so you don't have to.
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