Notices by Failure_Personified (failurepersonified@clubcyberia.co)
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@dcc @Suiseiseki @p @0 @taylan @romin
I personally find women so terrifying that I make sure whenever I go outside to have my Wayne’s World inspired taser strapped to me.
However recently I hear that some of them are getting their own, much more compact tasers, some confusing their guns for them (which who even allowed her to have the gun in the first place!??)
Absolutely maddening, what’s a poor Taylan to do?
Now don’t get me started on what they do to certain parts of the body by just SEEING ONE
It’s like they got mind control powers or some shit.
What’s a nigga, a “TAYLAN Nwaaa” to do?
Don’t even get me started on the sour cream which DOES NOT TASTE LIKE SOUR CREAM
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@georgia ah I got you; meds will do that. Best of luck to you chief, im sure your metabolism is having a field day :blobcatfrowning:
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@georgia
To what ailment do you throw accusation?
(Most people just get fat, but due to my limited memory that doesn’t seem to be a “georgia” behavior)
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@Forestofenchantment @bot ngl no domain with the name “childlove” is a good
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@amerika NOT inhaling*
Ffs I’m strugglin homes
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@amerika 60 - 80 cigs a week*
Sorry my brain is struggling to proof read
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@amerika
Yes, though if you are smoking a pack a day, that probably should be categorized as not just smoking. Nigga is at that point a fuckin chimney
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After not smoking for two days, going on three and my dick decided he don’t work.
Ok then
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@amerika no that’s what’s weird, it’s just cigarettes (good ol’ nicotine)
Though nicotine withdrawal does throw hormones off, and I was a very heavy smoker before the last two weeks for 5 yrs. 60 - 80 cigs, rapid hair loss, the works.
So if not smoking weed throws off hormones, and nicotine does too; that’s probably the cause
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@amerika inhalation is pretty much the worst possible way to do it. It causes a lot of not good things. I know I’ve done sufficient harm to my lungs which is why I’m quitting.
The pipe is probably something I’ll go back to at some point, as long as you’re inhaling and very moderate, it should be ok.
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@p @j @pantherastare
Best of luck to you homes; hopefully it sticks for this nigga too lol.
And you dog two :blobcatgrimacing:
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@p @j @pantherastare
Oh poor girl :( How old was she?
Losing a pet is an understandable reason to go back to it. It’s really shitty, after we lost our dog I haven’t been able to even think about getting another, the loss of our dog was hard.
I was kicking alcoholism when I started smoking, honestly worried I’ll just start drinking again as nicotine is how I relax, but I don’t think I’ll let it get to that point.
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@bot based
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@icedquinn @sun
I have seen USPS deliver out to BLM land which is fuckin wild so I’ll give you that :lainlaugh:
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@icedquinn @sun
It’s like dealing with the retarded kid in school with the parents just being like, “he’s doing his best”… yeah well maybe you should have given him something a bit easier next time huh?
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@sun @icedquinn haha that’s fairly common; the ol’ over the fence toss never gets old
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@icedquinn haha somehow they are even worse… though once you go rural it don’t matter; no one cares out here :cry_cirno:
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@icedquinn that’s everyday in my town when it comes to fuckin UPS
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@georgia @lain Georgia confirmed not using TOR on the fedi :5268-pepe-crying:
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@p @dcc @childrapist1488 @lina @Looming @e3ea @NEETzsche @mint
both were very funny
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