Notices by Sir Winston Smith [NH] 🏴‍☠️ (thoughtcriminal@noauthority.social)

@ZeroSum06 that's... Not what the kids mean when they say "screenshot"

@PNS why did she have a camera pointed at herself while driving?

@PNS unit tests pass. We don't need no stinking integration tests!

@PNS check if the serial numbers match the DB Cooper money!

@PNS that's how you land in Australia, right?

@PNS I hope the advice was to take the rest of it

@PNS is that a head transplant?

@PNS no, this can't be right. Guns are illegal in Germany, aren't they?

@ILoveAmericaNews @obihahn so, was killing rock just a side effect of promoting rap? Or was that part intended too?

@obihahn @ILoveAmericaNews what was the motivation though? Why would the CIA push rap over rock?

@PNS I'll be right back, I need to get rid of every battery in my house.

@PNS yikes. I think I've learned more today than I wanted to.

@PNS but in practice, they don't just suddenly short. That can happen in an accident, for sure. But most of the EV fires we hear about are when they are charging, right?

@PNS IIUC, EVs that are driving don't suddenly burst into flames. They usually burn while charging, which would mean no kids around.

And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest.

@PNS right, but I'm not sure the refugees want to set up what they are fleeing.

For instance, Cuban refugees are some of the most anti-communist, pro-capitalism people.

@PNS imagine what the deer newspaper has to say about us!

Deer might be adorable but they are also a disaster - Granite Geek

https://granitegeek.concordmonitor.com/2026/02/18/deer-might-be-adorable-but-they-are-also-a-disaster/

> When it comes to New Hampshire’s forests, Bambi has a lot to answer for. “If you’re trying to manage and grow healthy, resilient forests, (deer) are a problem,” said Wendy Weisiger, managing forester for the Society for the Protection of New Hampshire Forests. “They’re actually changing the composition of our forests in many places.” As […]

@PNS good. The two winners are winning.

@wishgranter14 @PNS maybe he slept through landing, deplaning, and reboarding of a deportation flight?

I'm sure that can't really happen, but maybe that is the story being told?