Notices by Carolen 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (carolen@noauthority.social)

Uh oh 🤔

BBC Americast has already put out an episode 'Zohram Mamdani wins New York mayoral race'

Bracing myself for 29 minutes of gushing and spooging from the so-called 'independent' broadcaster

Cover me, I'm going in... 😂

No shit 😒🙄

A Kurdish crime network is enabling migrants to work illegally in mini-marts on High Streets the length of Britain, a BBC investigation can reveal.

The fake company directors are paid to put their names to official paperwork, but are not involved in running them.

Two undercover reporters posed as asylum seekers and were told how easy it would be for them to take over and run a shop and make big profits selling illegal vapes and cigarettes.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0mx99ple17o

Deprived people needing weight loss 🙄

Betcha they have all got iPhones, though 🤔

Thousands of people from some of Scotland's most deprived areas are to be offered free weight-loss jabs as part of government-funded research.

Up to 5,000 people in Scotland will take the injections as part of the multi-million pound study being led by Glasgow University.

The findings will provide insight into the lives of people living with obesity and health inequalities across the UK.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy77pnq05vo

"ONE woman-beating crackhead dies whilst being arrested for using counterfeit money, 2000 miles away, and these bastards couldn't get on their knees fast enough.

Countless, entirely innocent, British men and woman and little girls, raped, gangraped, macheted and stabbed to death at dance clubs, in their schools and parks, walking their dogs or catching a train and not one of these arseholes does a thing about it. "

https://x.com/KingBobIIV/status/1984950561142112604#m

Sigh

'My' dental assistant is a pleasant and friendly girl but she's got herself a septum and lip piercing since the last time I had a checkup 🙄

*really* not a good or professional look 😒

What the frick? 🤬

A migrant sex offender who was mistakenly released from prison was given a £500 payment after threatening to disrupt his deportation from the UK to Ethiopia, the BBC understands.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly9rxlvp85o

Stabber on Netflix/ The actual stabber of a Catholic child in the UK
https://x.com/hayasaka_aryan/status/1981012292868452701#m

A migrant has returned to the UK on a small boat after being removed to France under the "one in, one out" scheme less than a month ago

The BBC understands the man was initially detained on 6 August and was removed on 19 September, becoming the third person to be sent to France under the scheme. He returned four days ago on 18 October.

The male migrant - who the Guardian has not named - told the newspaper he returned to the UK because he feared for his life in France.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clykzx43v0po

An asylum-seeker has avoided an immediate prison sentence after sexually assaulting three women

Qais Al-Aswad was a resident at Four Points By Sheraton Hotel in Surrey at the time of his offences

The 26-year-old was convicted of three counts of sexual assault against three different women from 23 May to 12 June

On Wednesday, Al-Aswad was given a six-month prison sentence, suspended for two years, and ordered to undertake 200 hours of unpaid work

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cglg2zg2kkpo

Hello 🐄

@HebrideanHecate This just in: bears shit in woods 🙄

The Guardian reports that billions of disposable masks from COVID are now degrading into microplastics and leaching chemical additives (including endocrine disruptors). Research finds FFP2/FFP3 masks release especially high microplastic loads; masks left in water emit particles and chemicals like bisphenol analogues. Ironically, gear meant to protect public health has become a persistent environmental and chemical threat

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/sep/08/disposable-face-masks-covid-chemical-timebomb

"Why do they need a law change to stop policing tweets?

They didn’t need a law change to stop policing shoplifting, car crime & burglary."

https://x.com/AgrippaSPQR/status/1964703656030372025#m

OMG they did Redneck Star Trek TNG too 😆

(link where I found it, not necessarily the creator)

https://x.com/TheCriticalDri1/status/1963789861619716566#m

Only family group not represented: white heterosexual couple 🙄

Your NHS working for you

Essex County Council is offering support to its staff and encouraging them to “reach out” if the St George’s or Union Jack flags that have been put up in recent days upset them

“While these symbols may hold different meanings for different people, we recognise that for many – particularly our colleagues of colour – they can evoke feelings of discomfort and be associated with anti-immigration rhetoric.”

https://order-order.com/2025/08/28/exc-essex-county-council-offers-support-to-staff-unsettled-by-st-georges-or-union-jack-flags/

That's what is nice about the British, we celebrate the independence of other countries. That happened 77 years ago. At Midnight.

Women don't seem to have been invited, though 🤔

https://x.com/MythoYookay/status/1955786272011661757#m

Charlotte Gill: UK government worked with charities behind anti-Vance and anti-Musk protests

Today I can reveal that the UK Government (under the Conservative party) worked with two charities behind recent anti-Vance and anti-Musk protests.

https://www.charlottecgill.co.uk/p/exclusive-uk-government-worked-with

What could possibly go wrong 😨

AI designs antibiotics for gonorrhoea and MRSA superbugs

The drugs were designed atom-by-atom by the AI and killed the superbugs in laboratory and animal tests.

The two compounds still need years of refinement and clinical trials before they could be prescribed.

But the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) team behind it say AI could start a "second golden age" in antibiotic discovery.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgr94xxye2lo

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You've got drought: UK gov suggests you save water by . . . deleting old emails

https://www.theregister.com/2025/08/12/uk_government_delete_emails_water/