Notices by Carolen 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (carolen@noauthority.social)

NOT MINE but 😂

https://x.com/Proper_Memes/status/1891815082817970578#m

The man who set fire to the Koran is in police custody

The man who stabbed him with a knife is out on bail

Can someone please make UK 'justice' make sense?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/hamit-coskun-koran-burning-court-b2698865.html

I'm back 🇬🇧 it's cold 😬

Woman needs to travel from Cornwall to Manchester - about 350 miles - but finds it's cheaper to fly via southern Spain making a trip of over 2000 miles 😂

Planes good trains bad

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce3n23ex14lo

So there I was, minding my own business (geocaching) when suddenly I heard chickens, I suppose they saw me and thought there was food to be had 😂 #malta #geocaching #chickens

I envy Americans their 1st Amendment

'Chester woman to stand trial accused of displaying threatening bumper sticker'

'Threatening' in this case saying 'don't be a c*nt' 🙄

Not entirely sure how that is threatening but there we are 😑

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jan/29/chester-woman-stand-trial-accused-displaying-threatening-bumper-sticker

@inscius thank you 😁

✝️ #malta

Pretty water #malta

Why has a man been nominated for Best Actress?

Indeed

https://www.spiked-online.com/2025/01/24/why-has-a-man-been-nominated-for-best-actress/

Will Trump deport Prince Harry?

The US President vowed to take ‘appropriate action’ if it transpires that Prince Harry lied about drug use in his visa application. Trump’s intervention follows campaigning by a think tank, which began to look into the Duke of Sussex after he confessed in his memoir Spare that he had dabbled with drugs – from cannabis to cocaine and even hallucinogenic magic mushrooms.

I'll grudgingly allow Harry back as long as Megan stays in the US 😂

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/will-trump-now-deport-prince-harry/

Keir Starmer:
"On behalf of the United Kingdom, I send my warmest congratulations to President @realDonaldTrump on his inauguration as the forty-seventh President of the United States.

The special relationship between the UK and the US will continue to flourish for years to come."

So special in fact that Keir Starmer is watching the inauguration from number 10 rather than being invited 🤣

https://x.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1881387404570788277#m

Blimey, the finally posted an actual photo of the Southport Murderer, can see why they were so keen to keep up the 'innocent schoolkid' pretense

Creepy as all hell 😱

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jan/20/axel-rudakubana-was-referred-to-counter-extremism-scheme-three-times

@inscius (groans) 🤣

I do like a steaming pile o'compost 😂 smells nice too

Oh no, they got me 😂

Well after winning $3.75bn dollars compensation last year, my luck was going to have to run out some time 🤷♀️

"My Government has yet to have a good week. In light of this we are banning weeks and setting up an enquiry into the word 'good'."

https://x.com/Peter88902568/status/1878209726804041779#m

#uklabour

An oldie but a goodie 😏

Cannabis with a street value of more than £1m has been found in two neighbouring 'designer' homes in a quiet village.

More than 1,000 plants were being grown in 18 different rooms in the five-bedroom houses in Mill Road, in Fen Drayton, Cambridgeshire.

Police said what had once been two "designer homes" had been "destroyed, with windows boarded, holes in walls, doors removed and cabling everywhere".

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1we700l307o