Notices by Carolen 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (carolen@noauthority.social)

@inscius

@inscius good morning 👋

@inscius sorry, couldn't resist

@inscius have you tried using Windows 🤭

The Clifton Suspension Bridge is leaving Twitter! 😱

Morning 🤗

Have an oldy but goody

Good time of year for a sunny walk through an Avenue of Beech trees 🌳

Oh crap, they are coming *here*? I thought Canada was the place to go 🤔

... and the fact that they think coming to the UK is a good lifestyle choice, really only compounds how deluded they are in general 😬

A special barrier that will be built to protect rare bats will cost £100m, according to the chairman of HS2 Ltd.

Sir Jon Thompson told a rail industry conference the bat protection structure in Buckinghamshire was needed to appease Natural England, as bats are legally protected in the UK.

The 1km (0.6 mile) curved barrier will cover the tracks alongside Sheephouse Wood near Calvert in Buckinghamshire, to prevent bats being disturbed by high-speed trains.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3dep92x054o

@inscius 🤣

Oh fuck off 😡

Speed campaigners urge 20mph limits across [Dorset]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx24gglx9vdo

"Japan is wild."

https://x.com/dicepunkstudios/status/1854070917854630373#m

Internet Archive has not been archiving since 10/8.

Google Cache has stopped caching.

The Alexa service - the one that used to rank web traffic (not the Amazon virtual assistant) is gone.

The ability of censors to memory-hole the internet is growing.

https://x.com/doc_gero/status/1852019048617291993

https://brownstone.org/articles/they-are-scrubbing-the-internet-right-now/

@MummaBear @inscius @EvolLove it is weird here

(road) distances in miles but petrol sold in litres

Beer sold in pints but spirits in 25cl measures

Milk sold in pints but metric equivalent has to be put on the canister (e.g. 4 pints {2.272l})

I still weigh myself in stones and pounds (always will) but don't know if Kids These Days weigh themselves in Kilos

@thoughtcriminal @MummaBear @EvolLove @inscius yes, everything is weighted out

We don't use cups over here so it makes following American recipes that talk about everything in cups difficult 'cos we don't know the exact quantities

@inscius @MummaBear of course you are, hun🤗

Ah OK, so the crime where a man STABBED AND KILLED THREE GIRLS WITH A KNIFE wasn't a terror incident, although he had downloaded the instructions for making ricin and an al-Qaeda training manual

Gotcha

@MummaBear seeing reports of stabbings in Leyton, Islington and Haringey tonight as well 😔

@MummaBear oh god I remember them 😳

@inscius indeed