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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2026 11:20:36 JST
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this is the kind of garbage i used to make when depressed, probably not as bad as chili mac burritos lmao -
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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jan-2026 16:35:53 JST
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ask if they have any infant sized xbox controllers, I've got small hands and need a new one -
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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 09:30:30 JST
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i know right? i was walking on the sidewalk the other day and literally DOZENS of cars tried driving past me. it was horrifying. now the cops are saying im wanted for mass murder because i felt threatened and had to open fire in self defense?? they were literally driving on the road while i was walking down the sidewalk. that's terrorism. I'm a goddamn hero and this is how I'm being treated. we used to be a real country.
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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 08:27:58 JST
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we all carry our burdens -
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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 08:05:44 JST
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Incredibles wife, she's happily married and I wouldn't want to disrupt that -
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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 03:40:10 JST
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as congressperson, I promise free and easy access to futa for all of my constituents! -
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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 08-Jan-2026 12:54:58 JST
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no this is hard science proving that polyamory is biologically necessary -
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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 08-Jan-2026 06:37:49 JST
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middle click to paste is a garbage default, this is the only good change gnome has ever had -
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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jan-2026 16:11:54 JST
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a lot of oils are, most of the anti-canola stuff I've seen has been general anti-oil pro-animal product nonsense, anti-gmo fear mongering, or people who don't understand that canola and the plant it's derived from produce different oils with different properties. I've yet to see someone with a real argument against it, despite it being the #1 most hated of all vegetable oils, so I always ask to see if there's just some issue I'm unaware of. -
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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jan-2026 15:28:48 JST
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is there actually anything wrong with canola? -
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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jan-2026 14:59:46 JST
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cringe -
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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jan-2026 14:59:33 JST
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I genuinely believe that the mini breeds, and most other aesthetics-over-health breeds, of animals that humanity creates are a crime against nature and, if you believe in such things, a crime against god. -
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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jan-2026 10:38:45 JST
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idk if it's a common thing, there aren't many trans people in my area and someone I used to know just had a lot of gross friends -
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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jan-2026 10:35:22 JST
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the ones I've known have mostly just been gross dudebros who don't shower :( -
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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jan-2026 02:52:51 JST
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so what this is telling me is men are consumables and over time women will need to get new men to satisfy them -
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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Jan-2026 11:59:53 JST
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i hate that this is what most of my advice feels like
i want to be able to give people advice but like 90% of the time its "idk things will maybe get better eventually", i dont know how to actually improve anything -
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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Jan-2026 11:39:38 JST
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wtf i didnt know maduros wife was 12?? -
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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Monday, 05-Jan-2026 11:50:15 JST
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wild how you can put beans in a microwave despite them containing iron -
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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Monday, 05-Jan-2026 11:34:18 JST
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anyone who posts this is clearly thinking about the person or group they "dont think about" -
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:trans_paw:⛧Alex⛧:trans_paw: (alex@boymilk.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 04-Jan-2026 05:52:18 JST
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it's the only way to save american democracy