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vitalis (vitalis@dirtyknight.life)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Mar-2025 02:12:09 JST vitalis
Marie the Nuisance, c. 1340s. In the mornings, Marie would go to the tavern and play the bagpipes at the hungover guests until they paid her to go away. -
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vitalis (vitalis@dirtyknight.life)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Mar-2025 02:04:48 JST vitalis
thinking about getting a heater shield from these guys -
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vitalis (vitalis@dirtyknight.life)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Mar-2025 05:35:15 JST vitalis
several days ago I posted about being happy that a girl agreed to become my gf. I am sad to report that I have broken up with her. I came to realize she was only interested in sex with me. she loved my body but when it came to actually getting to know me, she was mostly uncaring of any of my interests. i’m never dating a model again. -
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vitalis (vitalis@dirtyknight.life)'s status on Monday, 24-Mar-2025 12:55:45 JST vitalis
playing a paladin in dnd be like -
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vitalis (vitalis@dirtyknight.life)'s status on Monday, 24-Mar-2025 11:40:39 JST vitalis
sword of damocles but its a giant boulder that crushes the entire department if the meeting could have just been an email -
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vitalis (vitalis@dirtyknight.life)'s status on Monday, 24-Mar-2025 05:48:33 JST vitalis
sure! I’m always open to advice. I‘ve only just started to learn sword and buckler so I know I have a lot to learn. -
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vitalis (vitalis@dirtyknight.life)'s status on Monday, 24-Mar-2025 05:09:18 JST vitalis
fighting against a longsword wielder with sword & buckler is so hard 😩 -
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vitalis (vitalis@dirtyknight.life)'s status on Saturday, 22-Mar-2025 11:32:34 JST vitalis
:kermit_sword: -
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vitalis (vitalis@dirtyknight.life)'s status on Saturday, 22-Mar-2025 05:35:03 JST vitalis
I’m so happy right now. I asked her to be my girlfriend and she said yes 🥹 -
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vitalis (vitalis@dirtyknight.life)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 02:00:52 JST vitalis
The oldest known cat door is located at Exeter Cathedral in Devon, England, dating back to 1598. It was designed to allow cats easy access to hunt mice and rats attracted to the animal fat used to grease the gears of a massive astronomical clock.
Interestingly, the cathedral even employed these cats, paying them a quarterly wage of 13 pence-though how they collected their earnings remains a mystery :happcat: -
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vitalis (vitalis@dirtyknight.life)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 00:26:17 JST vitalis
I wish I was in one of these :kermit_sword: -
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vitalis (vitalis@dirtyknight.life)'s status on Thursday, 20-Mar-2025 02:37:26 JST vitalis
quick and easy popcorn chicken -
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vitalis (vitalis@dirtyknight.life)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Mar-2025 10:39:26 JST vitalis
Vivacious Lady. 1938. -
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vitalis (vitalis@dirtyknight.life)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Mar-2025 07:06:19 JST vitalis
I forgot to share this earlier while I was in SoCal but I had come across a really pretty custom designed gorget neck protector and back-of-the-head-protector for a fencing mask. -
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vitalis (vitalis@dirtyknight.life)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Mar-2025 04:30:57 JST vitalis
:happcat: -
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vitalis (vitalis@dirtyknight.life)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Mar-2025 17:20:07 JST vitalis
🧢 -
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vitalis (vitalis@dirtyknight.life)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Mar-2025 04:08:31 JST vitalis
first thing I‘m going to do when I get home is throw my fencing jacket in the washer -
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vitalis (vitalis@dirtyknight.life)'s status on Sunday, 16-Mar-2025 06:28:44 JST vitalis
“This rule is called the Lady Guard, presuming that she hides behind your shoulders, and you wish to defend her.”
I attended a class on Figueyredo’s instruction on how to be a bodyguard while wielding a montante greatsword for a princess that is taking cover behind you. -
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vitalis (vitalis@dirtyknight.life)'s status on Friday, 14-Mar-2025 08:32:14 JST vitalis
Just landed in L.A. -
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vitalis (vitalis@dirtyknight.life)'s status on Thursday, 13-Mar-2025 01:13:55 JST vitalis
:happcat: