Notices by badneighbor (badneighbor@poa.st), page 2

@BowsacNoodle Inshallah.

@BowsacNoodle I'm less concerned with whether Destiny sucked Nick's dick and far more concerned that there is now a nonzero chance that I have seen a picture of Nick's dick.

@Waldbrand @nugger @Shadowbroker2135 @WoodshopHandman @udongle @King_Noticer Wasn't that the meth arc or was that later. Or ongoing. Or metaphysical.

@nugger I MICRODOSE MY SPIDERS. ONE LEG EVERY NIGHT.

@mk @ChristiJunior @Rasterman @cunnyoisseur @dictatordave @leespringfield1903 Well then good news! The legal process was followed in El Salvador and you can rest easy.

@mk @cunnyoisseur @ChristiJunior @Rasterman @dictatordave @leespringfield1903 Gonna pop in to correct an error. It's not "would kill people" . It's "have killed people" (or raped iirc). Anyone with the tattoos is guilty of the crime by their own admission and the confession is literally tattooed on their face. Anyway carry on.

@TeaTootler @sickburnbro @Orkin_Awk @catmanmancat @PopulistRight Do you not know what normally goes into mayo?

@ullard Congratulations on your new STD. Have you thought of a name for it?

Dog is struggling with her rawhide bone. I think she bit her tongue or something because she seems annoyed at it.

@PeachySummer These are the small ones pressed into a ring because she's had issues with the sticks as well, usually on the way out. These don't seem to bother her and keep her occupied for a while.

She's making this face because I'm doing weird hand gestures at her.

@PeachySummer It's okay I am well outside Sinaloa territory.

@sickburnbro @TrevorGoodchild @ThePoastmasterGeneral @DonLegaracci Learned how to do it and immediately decided that I'll never do it again. Maybe on a bike or lawn mower, but man that shit sucks on a car.

@sickburnbro It's not perfect, but it's the only one I've found that didn't give me shitty LLM slop when I was researching ethanol fuel.

@sickburnbro https://etsi.me/

@CoQ_10 @Humpleupagus Youtuber not get busted for drugs challenge (failed immediately)

I have failed at nearly everything

You succeeded in capturing our hearts

@dictatordave @Dudebro Speed bumps are expensive to install.

...but they are also expensive to remove.

@dictatordave @Dudebro Other methods I've heard work are fake speed traps and paying a hooker to stand by the road topless. Obviously these are short term solutions.

@sun As long as you're raising them with someone you love it'll be fine.

@SuperSnekFriend @BowsacNoodle @Herbst @SuperLutheran This is why I had tax code so damn much

The terms "distilled spirits", "alcoholic spirits", and "spirits" mean that substance known as ethyl alcohol, ethanol, or spirits of wine in any form (including all dilutions and mixtures thereof from whatever source or by whatever process produced).

They can interpret this to include ethanol fuel.