Notices by Shebang! :blobpeektrans: (shebang@freespeech.group)

Alright well, that fight was pretty shitty

@lanodan Kinda yeah but I mean we have the right tools for them.

We’ve even got a special rifle in case T-Rex ever comes back.

In the ocean though, that’s a lot trickier.

@lanodan It is NOT fine, monsters are real and they live in the ocean.

@lanodan That’s nature telling you to never go near the ocean.

@Merc @vivi @meso Fuck this has got to be the hardest Where’s Waldo ever

@Jain @Erpel @volpeon @puniko

@lunarised @iwillbite :blobbased:

@sun yeah yeah shitnexus is a great name for fedi software

@icedquinn @RehnSturm256 Well, you know, it’s still 1000 times better than the Sisters of Battle which are just wearing latex fetish costumes. Like that isn’t armor, that’s literally a corset. GW can’t say shit about sexy artwork.

(Also they don’t all have white hair that’s just one single group.)

@RehnSturm256 If this Custodies is talking down to regular humans that’s 100% on brand for literally anything Astarties and above. Bitch is going to be like 11 feet tall, she will be talking down to actual space marines.

(except of course for my boyfu Salamanders, those guys are 100% bros)

@RehnSturm256 Ok well here is kind of the actual lore reason we have femstodies in the first place, because “there have always been female custodies” isn’t .. like, true, but it does make sense their would have been at least. Space Marines though, definitely not.

Here is the skinny.

The Emperor didn’t actually trust the Space Marines. He needed super soldiers, but the real Apple of his Eye was always good old regular humans. He didn’t want the Space Marines to replace humanity, just to go to war and keep them safe. This turned out to be a good idea since literally half his Space Marines betrayed him. Space Marines are infertile and only men very specifically so they cannot breed, and if things get out of hand they can’t like splinter off and form some competing empire of supermen. Which kinda happened anyway.

Custodies on the other hand, are pretty much custom made perfection in every way and are absolutely, totally, incapable of ever being disloyal to the Emperor in even the slightest way. They were meant not only to be his personal protectors, but also his companions that he would hang around with.

The whole execution was just shit though, it would have just been better if they had some Tech Priest find a old dusty box of female custodies geneseeds and decided to make some. But it is what it is.

Besides half of fedi is obsessed with mommy dommies anyway so there. :blobtonguewink:

@bonifartius I had no idea so many people were dying from cum

@lain I get that the left has dedicated themselves to Anyone But Trump. But Harris is a uniquely rotten person, with a really disgusting history of unusually vicious and corrupt behavior. Now, I mean, from the perspective of the Left I understand why they would still vote for her, but what I don’t understand is why they lying about what she is like.

If they said, “Well, ok, but she is the lesser evil.” then I wouldn’t say shit, but the hypocrisy is galling.

Same way in Canada everyone on the so-called “anti-racist” Left was perfectly happy to ignore Trudeau’s blackface adventures.

It’s really like principles are nothing more than a “nice to have”, but only when its convienent.

Just choosing the Lesser Evil is part of politics and I don’t like when people refuse to admit that this is what it is. Just be fucking honest.

@tk These are all over the US, and they are kinda awesome because many of them are actual truck stops and pretty much the only place on the road where truckers can actually get produce and other fresh foods.

@SuperDicq @talviunelias You haven’t smelled the stinky mechanics at my job.

@icedquinn Sigh.

Sometimes I just want to enjoy my hobbies without politics and angry stuff and “hot takes” – which I just do not care about anymore.

But I can’t do anything without angering someone so what I can I do here. Probably nothing.

@icedquinn I follow you here on this server :blobthumbsup:

The other server is more for hobby stuff.

@mischievoustomato You’ve avoided death in literally all occasions and circumstances. So far, at least.

All these famous instances are shutting down and my crappy little one is still going lol

The trick is to fill a niche that no one is interested in :blobthinksmart: