Notices by Cybarbie (nf3xn@mastodon.social)

5. It's illegal to ask and remember we are all about the law
6. there's a 75% chance they vote for Le Pen, so really, who's the extremist here? Checkmate, liberals
7. BUT HUNTER BIDEN? MAGA fuckwit GOLD! 😂
8. AIs can't tell Nazis are bad computer says no
9. We don't agree with the Holocaust denial, but we respect its right to be monetized through our affiliate program

I love it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProtonMail/comments/1u2uore/explaining_how_proton_works_with_creators/

I read this so you don't have to but you should.

Explain how proton works to idiots or "It's Not Our Fault, Actually"
1. We built a system where we pay people to promote us with zero friction.
2. We'd love to check if this creator is a Holocaust denier, but you see, our hands are tied because "privacy".
3. There are millions of people out there hawking Proton like it's a pyramid scheme
4. Sure, some of our hot dogs contain actual dog, but from the outside who can tell?

"What about Bill Gates? Is he a left-wing philanthropist or an Epstein pedo?"

MAGA on Epstein except when it is about you know who...

My favorite: I can find a thousand Redditors who say Hitler was a nazi, while on X, I can find a thousand people who say "He was right".

RE: https://masto.ai/@Nonilex/116692930660838510

Is the frog cooked yet? Blocking Trump's blatant theft and corruption would be in saner times easily carried by a super-majority for starters and articles of impeachment raised immediately for the whole admin as the main course. But here we are, this is how corrupt and captured the Congress is and how much dirty work will have to be done to PURGE the union of these traitors and criminals, if by some miracle The People somehow manage to wrest power from the Pedophile and his cronies this Fall.

RE: https://chaos.social/@steely_glint/116692994322461958

These useful idiots should really have their collar felt.

Fuck tankie traitors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmbhKcuR0BE Ronen Bergman, and Clarissa Ward (CNN FC)

I would take issue with the idea that there was a serious Kurdish front plan. Usually one would talk to the Kurds beforehand to see if they were onboard and nobody can convince me that they did at any level. I think the assassination of Khameini was largely opportunistic. They saw them gathered together and said its now or never and did not think for a second about what came later.

Amused that Ronen referred to the ShinBet שב״כ conspiracy though surprised it is only 30%.

Seems it can be problematic if you convince people you are all-seeing and all-powerful and even more so if you believe it yourself.

#FAFO

RE: https://mas.to/@skeletor/116500181850137833

Pretty sure the expression is "you can choose your friends but you cannot choose your family"?

@fesshole If there ever was a damning indictment of the levels of boredom in small town Ireland, then this it. This constitutes the everest of local youth entertainment.

I know everybody is disappointed that the Pedophile seems to have survived another attempt to put him out of everyone's misery.

So lets indulge in a dream of competence, a thought experiment if you will.

Now if I were going to kill Trump it would be multiple drones straight up the old golf cart. No fibre optics, just onboard facial recog for his fat ass. Launch a dozen maviks pre-programmed google map from a boat in the 'Gulf of America' then last mile is seek and destroy mode. /1

Or maybe for fun, dropping exploding golf balls in a really good lie knowing they are going to cheat. That would be both hilarious and historic.

Please dont kill Trump btw, we need him to continue to be the absolute worst possible human being for the midterms and you will just get that degenerate piece of shit Vance in his place and reinvigorate all the maladjusted and deplorable vote.

IDK if I was SG of NATO and flapped my blabbermouth sucking up to Trump only to have the majority of other members immediately publicly rebuke and disabuse me then I might think about resigning, had I a shred of integrity. I hope #MarkRutte is aware how incredibly difficult the rest of his tenure is going to be. The phone leak was bad enough, trust especially in diplomatic circles cannot be squandered. His position AFAIC is untenable, unheard of for an SG. Has it ever happened before? (No)

Russia is on the UNSC and they have never been recognised as UN members formally. The relevance of the UN in NY would die immediately anyway. The rest of the world would embrace their new Californian friendo. Because shared morals and culture. Californians have more in common with the rest of the world. California might join the EU even, with Canada and other states. And really what are red states going to do about it if it happened all at once? It wouldn't fix everything but it would fix A LOT!

Me to MAGA right now:

#TACO Trump has yet another humiliating reversal in #OperationEpicFail

Trump: open the straits or we commit war crimes in 48 hours from right now!!
Tehran: Go fuck yourself!
Trump: After good and productive conversations with Tehran we have decided not to bomb their nuke plants today.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/23/trump-postpones-military-strikes-on-iranian-power-plants 😂

What I want to know is who he thinks he is talking to in Tehran...

Trump: Hello is that the Ayat-toller?
Tehran: ranandah? hark car?
Trump: plz dont kill the internets

https://www.wired.com/story/dont-listen-anyone-who-thinks-secession-will-solve-anything/

Won't be buying Ryan D. Griffiths book based on this BS. Czechs and Slovaks have MUCH MORE in common than normal Californians and their weirdo degenerate MAGA cousins. It is a chasm rivalled only by the Grand Canyon right about where I would put the border of the Republic of California. And yes OBVIOUSLY California would get the seat because Californian global power would offer the parasite red states terms they could not refuse. The Civil War never really ended. /1

@ai6yr

Handler: "Well Krasnov what do have for us today?"
Krasnov: "Hired a disaster guy for FEMA"
Handler: "But this is normal?"
Krasnov: "No you don't understand - an idiot who thinks he can teleport"
Handler: "You will get Hero of Russia for this"
Krasnov: "Thinking of making Elon head of child services..."
Handler: "wow sick"
Krasnow: "IKR it is a pretty good idea"
Handler: "No you are sick person"