Notices by Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la), page 2
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Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 29-Mar-2025 10:04:50 JST Crispy Branzino
@randahl if you'd like to become American, enjoy your $14 eggs.... -
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Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 29-Mar-2025 06:52:52 JST Crispy Branzino
The absolutely custodial amount of nonsense I went through building a linux hypervisor today.
- port wasnt right because nobody can be bothered to update port descriptions
- port was stuck in access AND trunk mode, further cementing my detest of all Cisco products
- vlan sub interface was wrongly assigned from testing and had no route in the bridge
- ages of rd.break because sssd and autofs cuck local accounts if they have no networking
- switching from local disk to NFS means I can't loop mount an iso onto an NFS share without sending the kernel into a rage.
Its up after 5 hours. Fucking hell. I need a beer. -
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Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 10:47:11 JST Crispy Branzino
@feld @phnt the number of times this hits me is pure comedy gold. -
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Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 10:37:00 JST Crispy Branzino
Liberals are wild, they'll spend 20 minutes bitching about how dangerous motorcycles are only to turn around and hop on a rental e-scooter in shorts and flip flops and merge into 45mph traffic. -
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Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 09:57:17 JST Crispy Branzino
@raymondpert give it 12 hours and he will carve out exceptions for the oligarchs. -
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Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 09:55:53 JST Crispy Branzino
Canada should see if they can get a deal on chengdu j-20 stealth fighters since its a pretty dicey bet to assume the usa would ever service the f35 without some weird nonsensical fine print from the Cheeto in chief. -
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Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 09:55:37 JST Crispy Branzino
The crisis of capitalism is wild one month you're spending the day being gaslit by the government about how awesome the market is and the next month nobody knows what happened or why but we gotta bail out the airlines and buy out the auto makers and houses are all owned by capital management firms. -
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Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 09:53:26 JST Crispy Branzino
Pour your own beer places are like build-a-bear for hipster millennials with a wife and kids...this place is a wojak factory and I love it. -
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Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 09:50:27 JST Crispy Branzino
Ansible has greatly increased my ability to show up tired or slightly hung over to work and just have a robot do this job while I watch YouTube brainrot cooking recipes and 40k lore. -
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Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 08:39:51 JST Crispy Branzino
@IceCubeSoup @weeniewawa @eriner you can buy water heaters with powered anodes to reduce wear and extend the life of the appliance -
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Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 08:30:01 JST Crispy Branzino
I could go for a Reuben rn. -
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Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 08:02:11 JST Crispy Branzino
@famfo Cisco deadass thought this was their future instead of selling the same overpriced switches every two years to a handful of fortune 50 companies too stupid to rebid the network. -
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Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Thursday, 27-Mar-2025 09:19:47 JST Crispy Branzino
The only reason to have american style democratic elections after the advent of Marxist Leninist communism is to give the proletariat a plaything whilst the state enables the full capture of labor capital by their ranks of bourgeoise. -
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Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Thursday, 27-Mar-2025 08:53:52 JST Crispy Branzino
@Doll @Folklore @Sui @DeezMistaReez @ins0mniak @SarahGation @ForbiddenDreamer @HarryNuggets @NonPlayableClown hardest part is finishing the signal before someone on your team shoots the dog (any dog.) -
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Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Thursday, 27-Mar-2025 05:31:42 JST Crispy Branzino
Shakira says her hips dont lie
Which means she has talking hips
Which means she is a mutant
Which means she is a heretic
So really... The codex astarties don't lie. -
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Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Thursday, 27-Mar-2025 00:52:12 JST Crispy Branzino
So I wanted to learn to make a british fish pie and found the most absolute train wreck Yorkshire womans video on YouTube who:
- had brilliant cinematography
- no coherent measurements (filets and cups)
- was allergic to spices and glanced the mash with 2g of salt and pepper.
- had no idea how to skin a salmon filet.
- used a dish that was far too small to bake in
- finished with an enchanting time lapse of her pie baking, browning, and gently bubbling hot cheddar creme over the edge of the dish, down the sides, and off into the bottom of her oven.
And with a straight face told god and man this was "award winning.".
Maybe If youre at the oven cleaner Olympic event. -
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Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Mar-2025 10:23:13 JST Crispy Branzino
We fedilab now :WatameNod: -
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Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Mar-2025 10:19:29 JST Crispy Branzino
Drunk Black dude in a straight piped hellcat charger bumping fedi wap and doing 80mph drag pulls in a 35 but yeah I guess ya gotta rip the tits off it before the 84 month lease in grandmas name falls off and it gets repo'd with a blown head and reefer burns in the seats. -
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Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Mar-2025 10:09:57 JST Crispy Branzino
"The cybertruck is an overpriced rust bucket held together by cheap glue that can't tow and has no truck features"
And other nonsense that most Marxists understand as a function of predatory late stage capitalism. -
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Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Mar-2025 08:55:30 JST Crispy Branzino
@feld I mean you can but honestly it won't stop your coworkers from alienating you for the outbursts of inappropriate language.